Positive statements that sound negative

[sherryinutah]

I spent time cleaning, today.  I really like my vacuum cleaner because it still sucks!

 

[msmoneybags48]

I found humor in that statement.  It was funny to me.  I have heard of "If at once you don't succeed, try,  try again."

[swogden]

Agree!  That was worth a chuckle or two

My mother wasn't much of a cleaner -- too much outside work to deal with. One of my aunt's said she loved cleaning my mom's house.  She could always tell where she cleaned.

[masked_brown_guy]

"Your mom is hot, seriously I find your mother attractive."
"Your sister looks sexy tonight."
"Nice rack/breast/*bleep*."