Miss Beatrice,

[cateyes1]

 
 The church organist,
 Was in her eighties
 And had never been married.

 She was admired for her sweetness
 And kindness to all.

 One afternoon the pastor
 Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.


She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
 As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
 The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.


The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!


When she returned
 With tea and scones,
 They began to chat.
 The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
 About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him
 and he could no longer resist.


'Miss Beatrice', he said,


'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.


'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
 I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
 The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'



If you don't send this
To five GOOD friends
Right away
 There will be
 Five fewer people
 Smiling in the world. 
 




 
 
 

[msmoneybags48]

 The church organist,
 Was in her eighties
 And had never been married.

 She was admired for her sweetness
 And kindness to all.

 One afternoon the pastor
 Came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.


She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
 As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
 The young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it.


The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!


When she returned
 With tea and scones,
 They began to chat.
 The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity
 About the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him
 and he could no longer resist.


'Miss Beatrice', he said,


'I wonder if you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.


'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful?
 I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
 The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter.'



If you don't send this
To five GOOD friends
Right away
 There will be
 Five fewer people
 Smiling in the world. 
 




 
 
 

 

Thanks, cateyes1.  You have made my birthday a very cheerful occasion indeed.  The condom got me too until I read the punchline.

[makeblessed]

This is a good one, I was not sure where  it was going until I got to the end and saw the punchline We all new a good laugh sometimes and this did it for me! Thanks for sharing.

[tinaryerson]

that was nice

[melissaotto1982]

That was cute!!

[waterbearer94]

pretty clever