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cateyes1

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BEST JOKE OF 2013
« on: October 25, 2013, 07:50:10 am »


 









George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.









The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.









Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.









Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.









Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.









When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.







The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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Re: BEST JOKE OF 2013
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2013, 01:15:23 pm »
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Re: BEST JOKE OF 2013
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2013, 08:40:13 pm »

 









George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.









The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.









Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.









Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.









Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.









When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.







The devil smiles and replies, " Since Obama took over , the country’s gone to hell, so it's a local call."


Definitely an A+

I was going to say best joke of 2013 is simply..................obama

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