DEAF Wife....."priceless "

[cateyes1]

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.


 

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.


 

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"


 

No response...


 

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response...

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again no response...

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"










 

 


 


(I just love this..)







 

 


 

 


 

 


 

"Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, --- CHICKEN!"




 

[6265AT99]

HAHAHAHA - now that was PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!

[gbabesmom]

That was a good one. Thank you for the laugh. 

[Lindaroof]

  FUNNY! Thanks for sharing.

[loulizlee]

I really got a kick out of that.  Thanks for sharing.

[SherylsShado]

Liked that one alot, thanks for sharing!!   

[cberman]

lol

[jmc1070]

awesome LOL! That was a good joke....I'll have to remember to share that one with my hubby! LOL!

[catherinedwhite]

I can see that happening.... real life situtuations are the funniest jokes.
Thanks for sharing.

[sharonpatri55]

Wonderful joke!! This is one that I am definitely going to remember so that I can share it with others. 

[raven1114]

LMAO! that was a good one.

[jmc1982]

L0L that was funny

[msmoneybags48]

I read it intently and cracked up in laughter when I saw the sentence at the end.  I missed your morning jokes, cateyes1.  Thanks for a great icebreaker to start the day.

[BMaston12]

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid.

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family doctor to discuss the problem.


 

The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you.


 

If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"


 

No response...


 

So the husband moves closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response...

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from
his wife and asks, "Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again no response...

So, he walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away.. "Honey, what's for dinner?"










 

 


 


(I just love this..)







 

 


 

 


 

 


 

"Ralph, for THE FIFTH time, --- CHICKEN!"

That is a good one. I have been told I have selective hearing and thought the joke would be on that line. But this angle is really so much better. Thanks for the lift with humor!
BMaston12

[lucky382001]

That is a good one. I'll have to send it to my sister.