Forum Game: Mean Genie!

[cerealspiller]

How about a lil game of Mean Genie?

The rules are simple, First you have to read the last wish in the thread, then you have to grant it - but with a mean (or funny) twist! Then make a wish of your own in that same reply.

Example:
User1: I wish for world peace.
User2: User1, your wish is granted! All the people in the world get together and destroy all weapons to do away with violence. Just in the nick of time before aliens come and enslave earth because they have no more defenses.

I wish for a banana split with nuts!

Got it? Ok, let's play!

I wish I had a pet monkey!

[Freeman352]

Got it? Ok, let's play!

I wish I had a pet monkey!

Ok...I will try...

You get your cute little pet monkey from some guy on the internet, and everything seems fine for a few days. Then you wake up one day and find out he has a bad drug habit and has stolen everything in your house to sell it for crack.

I wish I had my own tanning bed.

[cerealspiller]

I wish I had my own tanning bed.

Your wish is granted! Or shall I say "has been" granted? I have altered your past so now you have "had" a tanning bed. Too bad you no longer have it.

lol

I wish that I had the ability to fly like superman.

[skypooper]

I wish I had my own tanning bed.

Your wish is granted! Or shall I say "has been" granted? I have altered your past so now you have "had" a tanning bed. Too bad you no longer have it.

lol

I wish that I had the ability to fly like superman.

POOF!
You now have the ability to fly like superman... due to your arm's being traded for 747 wings. You are now on America's top 10 Most Wanted list for being a threat to national security. Good luck!
lol
I wish for the ability to teleport

[cerealspiller]

I wish for the ability to teleport

Your wish is granted! You now have to ability to Teleport. But if you want to know how to use your new found power, well, that'll cost you another wish! And I'm fresh out of wishes.

lol

I wish for a million dollars

[locker45]

Your wish is granted you now have a millions dollars but the US is broke and cannot pay for our military





i wish i had a see saw

[steven8280]

your wish is granted. only too bad the seesaw you received sent you flying in the air,landing on your head, and dying of brain damage! too bad you didnt wish for an extra life.

i wish i had a 20 inch pee pee!

[dreamyxo]

I've played this before.

i wish i had a 20 inch pee pee!

Granted.  You have a 20 inch pee pee but you are 12 feet tall. 

I wish I could get back together with my ex.

[mc1962]

your wish is granted. only too bad the seesaw you received sent you flying in the air,landing on your head, and dying of brain damage! too bad you didnt wish for an extra life.

i wish i had a 20 inch pee pee!

..........OK your wish is granted, you have a 20........but you find yourself on a desert island with only sheep and they keep looking at you VERY WORRIED........"Baaaaaaaaaddd"

my wish...........I wish for Marie Osmond  

[leannaxl]

i wish i had no debt

[tlpr]

I grant your wish- you now have no debt, but you also have no possessions.
And the poster before can have Marie Osmond too, except they have to wait until she turns 99.

I wish a white Corvette would appear in my garage.

[cynybiny68]

Your wish is granted only the white corvette in your garage has a mind of it's own and had driven away without you.


I wish for some peace of mind.

[tlpr]

Your wish is granted- you have peace of mind, except you have to settle for my mind.

I wish $1,000,000 would appear in by bank account.

[discardedheart]

Your wish is granted- you have peace of mind, except you have to settle for my mind.

I wish $1,000,000 would appear in by bank account.

congrats! $1,000,000 mysteriously shows up in your bank account! but what you don't know is that there's a (secret) nationwide crisis of lost money that the government is trying to locate. after you've finished jumping for joy - you get a phone call from the government, telling you that you're suspected for stealing the cash. you'll be held until all suspects have been evaluated to see who is the real criminal. due to this you lose your current job and hardly anyone trusts you.

..i wish i had a llama!

[tlpr]

You are now the proud owner of a llama.  Unfortunately, this llama is psycho, breaks out of his pen, bounds through an open window of your house, and ruins all of your furniture.

I wish I had a date with Jessica Alba.