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Topic: Corny haha  (Read 1950 times)

cateyes1

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Corny haha
« on: May 04, 2014, 07:16:05 am »
Inflated Ego

 A man and his wife were lying in bed the other night when he noticed she had bought a new book entitled, "What 20 Million American Women Want."

 He grabbed the book out of her hands and started thumbing through the pages.

 His wife was a little annoyed. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?"

 He calmly replied, "I just wanted to see if they spelled my name right."
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2014, 09:49:09 am »
 Haha! That's funny  ;D
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2014, 12:55:55 pm »
oh brother!! lol that was cute!
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2014, 02:22:05 pm »
Quote from: BATISTAGIRL663 on May 04, 2014, 12:55:55 pm
oh brother!! lol that was cute!

Lol I told you it was corny hehe
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2014, 02:56:05 pm »
That's funny - thanks for the laugh.
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2014, 04:23:52 pm »
LOLLLLLLLLLL made my day
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2014, 07:11:42 pm »
Heh, cute.  There was a Family Fued when they had a question that was "Which of the seven dwarfs would your wife be in the bedroom," and neither particpant (both male) didn't want to answer that.  I was amazed no one jumped in with Happy.
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2014, 07:13:48 pm »
I wouldn't even call that corny, but maybe that is because I am corny!!!  lol  There is nothing wrong with a little G rated humor every once in a while.
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2014, 07:43:48 pm »
Is this really true or a joke.
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2014, 10:28:40 pm »
 ;D Awwwwwwwwwwwwww - that was really cute !  Definitely brought a big smile to my face.  Also reminded me of things my hubby would say and that joke definitely sounds like him. 
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #10 on: May 08, 2014, 08:32:47 pm »
 :o ha ha ha

That was a good one. Then he should ask the publisher for his part  :moneymouth:
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #11 on: May 08, 2014, 09:52:19 pm »

   Funny, very funny!
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #12 on: May 09, 2014, 05:04:35 am »
Thanks.....hey I try :)
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2014, 05:21:37 am »
Umm that is a little dry but I give A for effort.
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Re: Corny haha
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2014, 05:22:27 am »
Quote from: freedavis on May 09, 2014, 05:21:37 am
Umm that is a little dry but I give A for effort.

Why thank you, thank you very much :)
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