SOME JOKES FOR ALL

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 Q: What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common? A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

 Q: How many Justices are there on the Florida Supreme Court? A: No one knows. They are not finished counting yet!


Q: What do you call Wall-E's cousin who cleans floors? A: Floor-E duh! Q. What's the difference between a University of Central Florida sorority sister and a scarecrow? A. One lives in a field and is stuffed with hay. The other frightens birds and small animals.

 Q: Why do Florida State grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Q: What's the best thing to come out of Gainesville? A: I-75

Q: Did you hear about the power outage at the Florida State University library? A: Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Florida's football dorm that destroyed 20 books? A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.

Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Florida? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.

Q: What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT? A: Drool.