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cateyes1

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God looked down
« on: December 19, 2014, 02:48:00 pm »
Most seniors never get enough exercise. So in his wisdom God decreed that seniors would become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things misplaced and do some walking.

And God Looked down and saw that it was good.



Then God saw there was yet another need. So God in his wisdom made seniors lose coordination so that they would drop things which would require them to bend and reach and stretch.

And God looked down and saw that it was good.



Then God considered the functioning of seniors bladders and decided that in His wisdom there might be calls of nature more frequently requiring more trips to the relief station and that would burn calories.

God looked down and saw that it was good.



Seniors were obliged to exercise more from these senior shortcomings and did become more active as a result. So if you find you are required to get up and down more as you age, remember it’s God’s will and in your best interests even though you mutter under your breath.

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Re: God looked down
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2014, 03:55:43 pm »
I'll keep that in mind.
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Re: God looked down
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2014, 02:00:53 pm »
i like that i will be passing this on

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Re: God looked down
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2014, 06:58:52 pm »
We don't ealize it in the moment, but everything that happens is for a reason, and is God's will.

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Re: God looked down
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2014, 10:25:01 pm »
So everything happens for a reason eh?

So then go tell the families of the 2 police officers assassinated in NY today that "everything happens for a reason"...God is in control!!!

Of course i am being sarcastic..you have to be to respond to foolishness!!

The deranged hoodlum gunman or the world lying in the power of the wicked one had nothing to do with their deaths!!

YEAH right!!

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Re: God looked down
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2014, 05:07:26 pm »
That was quite funny, may use it sometime. But on another note exercise is an essential part of life. My brethren I wish above all things that you prosper and be in good health even as your soul prospereth.
"Make the most of every opportunity"

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Re: God looked down
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2014, 06:39:58 pm »
Thank you for this information.

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