Young Dr vs old Dr :)

[cateyes1]

An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."

Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great
opportunity to get $1,000.   So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired:

Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr Young: --- "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: --- "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: --- "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500.

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: --- "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: --- "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so -- " Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: --- "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: --- "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !!!!
 

























 

[gsdoss]

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