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Just a laugh
« on: August 20, 2009, 09:33:19 am »
I wanted to share this joke. To me it was amusing. Now some may find it funny and others may find it ignorant or immature, however if I could just make a few laugh and smile, it makes it all worth while.

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.  The music was really, really  loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of  songs, I started to feel better.   I finished my pint and noticed that  every body was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
 


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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2009, 09:54:46 am »
hahhaa lol... is this a joke or did it happen to you?  :o
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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2009, 11:28:00 am »
LOL, nice.

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2009, 11:54:49 am »
hahhaa lol... is this a joke or did it happen to you?  :o

No thank god. It's just a joke. I'm sure its happened to someone though. My worst case was standing in a long line and having to go and thinking I could do it quietly. I did, but the smell gave me away. Advice: Hold it as long as you can until you can get away.i had some pretty sick friends that would do what they call a drive by. They would walk by people in a crowded area and let it rip then walk about 20 feet and watch as people are scrunching thier noses and trying to figure out where it came from.

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2009, 06:30:01 pm »
hahhaa lol... is this a joke or did it happen to you?  :o

No thank god. It's just a joke. I'm sure its happened to someone though. My worst case was standing in a long line and having to go and thinking I could do it quietly. I did, but the smell gave me away. Advice: Hold it as long as you can until you can get away.i had some pretty sick friends that would do what they call a drive by. They would walk by people in a crowded area and let it rip then walk about 20 feet and watch as people are scrunching thier noses and trying to figure out where it came from.

Oh that stinks hahaha!! i can only imagine the looks on their faces. And the laugh ur friends got from seeing their reactions lol
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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2009, 09:39:01 pm »
LOL. That's awesome. I gotta remember that one.

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2009, 09:46:03 pm »
 :wave: :wave: :wave:I heard that joke,, but the guy was on a bus, and people kept stairing at him.

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2009, 09:47:07 pm »
lol  :bootyshake:

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2009, 12:19:19 pm »
That is a very good one. It can actually look like it was true.

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #9 on: November 18, 2009, 01:01:35 pm »
lol i hope that didn't really actually happen to somebody!!!

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #10 on: November 18, 2009, 01:02:27 pm »
You had me laughing.  Flatulence is always funny!

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2009, 04:46:39 pm »
Whats so funny?  I do that all the time LOL (joking)

Thanks for the joke
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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2009, 05:51:57 pm »
hehehehe

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2009, 05:02:22 pm »
LMFAO, wowww, this is hilarious.

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Re: Just a laugh
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2010, 06:25:06 am »
Oh, that has to be terrible!!!  :star:

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