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cateyes1

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Happy St Patrick's Day chuckle !
« on: March 17, 2017, 12:25:29 pm »
While reading an article last night about  fathers and sons, memories came flooding
back to the time I took me son out for his first pint. Off we went to our local pub
only two blocks from the cottage.
       I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it.

Then I got him a Kilkenny's, he didn't like that either, so I drank it.
 
Finally, I thought he might like some Harp Lager?   He didn't.   I drank it.
 
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so I tried a Tullamore Dew. Nope!
 
In desperation, I had him try that rare Redbreast, Ireland's finest. He wouldn't even smell it.
 
What  could I do but drink it ?
 
By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink, I was so fookin' *bleep*-faced I could hardly push his stroller back home !
 

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Re: Happy St Patrick's Day chuckle !
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2017, 01:15:58 pm »
That was funny, hope you are wearing green, pinches hurt. Happy St Patty's Day to ya. Follow the rainbow  :rainbow:

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