Poker

[cateyes1]

A rabbi and his two friends, a priest and a minister,
played poker for small stakes once a week. The only problem
was that they lived in a very conservative blue-law town.
The sheriff raided their game and took all three before the
local judge.

After listening to the sheriff's story, the judge sternly
inquired of the priest: "Were you gambling, Father?" The
priest looked toward heaven, whispered, "Oh, Lord, forgive
me!" and then said aloud: "No, your honor, I was not
gambling."

"Were you gambling, Reverend?" the judge asked the minister.
The minister repeated the priest's actions and said, "No,
your honor, I was not."

Turning to the third clergyman, the judge asked: "Were you
gambling, Rabbi?"

The rabbi eyed him coolly and replied "With whom?"

[kingozzy]

lol, that's a good one