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snuggleycutejc

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National Tell an Old Joke Day
« on: July 24, 2018, 07:14:22 am »
What is the oldest joke you know? I think mine was the knock knock jokes. Have you ever read the joke books just so you can be funny at a party? lol love to laugh, have a gr8 day!  :present:

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2018, 08:45:28 am »
Id tell some, but they wouldnt be appropriate on this forum hehehe


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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2018, 10:16:10 am »

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2018, 03:39:13 pm »
i like knock knock jokes too

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2018, 05:06:24 pm »
Why was the frog upset about his car?  Because he had to have it toad.  LOL I don't know how old this is but I love the play on word ones like this. I used to be a big joke teller but as I have gotten older I have forgotten how to have fun need to go back to finding ways to make myself laugh.

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2018, 11:55:06 pm »
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory?

Not a sole was saved.

Google JediJohnnie and May the Force be with you!

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2018, 12:04:41 am »
Why is 6 afraid of 7?




Because 7 8 9

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2018, 08:31:31 am »
Me: Knock, knock.

Other: Who's there? (that is, if they know what to do with a knock, knock joke - they're out there.)

Me: The interrupting cow.

Other: The interrupting cow . . .

Me: . . . Moo!



Well, you do have to be there to get the full effect.  :-\

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2018, 08:34:45 am »
Why was the frog upset about his car?  Because he had to have it toad.  LOL I don't know how old this is but I love the play on word ones like this. I used to be a big joke teller but as I have gotten older I have forgotten how to have fun need to go back to finding ways to make myself laugh.

I like word play as well. Puns are great. Have you seen any Punny Pete on Facebook? Lots o' fun.

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2018, 08:55:15 am »
knock knock jokes

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2018, 02:54:00 am »
The libary here was having a book sale a few months ago.  And one of the books was a joke book.  Have over 10,000 jokes in it.  I have not read all of them.  Hope you have a wonderful week.

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2018, 05:54:34 am »
do not know if this is a "old joke" but I heard from a older person yesterday and it is as follows "I bowled a 300 and 1 how is that possible.

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2018, 09:38:35 am »
Knock knock but the toad one is funny.

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2018, 11:24:39 am »
do not know if this is a "old joke" but I heard from a older person yesterday and it is as follows "I bowled a 300 and 1 how is that possible.
Most of the time bowling 300 does win.

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Re: National Tell an Old Joke Day
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2018, 12:01:02 pm »
How did the Italian Chef die?  He "pasta way".  I saw this one on facebook yesterday and thought it very cute and in keeping with the "play on word jokes" I like. 

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