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catchow

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2019, 09:02:40 am »
Haha thats cute, I thought by the title it was going to be sad, so as Im reading Im going aaaawe how sweet. Then the end LOL!

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2019, 01:22:15 pm »
I had a good laugh on this one! was not expecting the punch line at the end; thanks for sharing.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2019, 03:02:30 pm »
I would get even with her.....id claim her on my taxes.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2019, 03:13:35 pm »
wow :moneymouth:

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2019, 04:38:39 pm »
LOL! That was great. I wasn't expecting the ending at all.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2019, 04:46:05 pm »
I really needed a good laugh today and this was certainly it.  Thanks so much for sharing!

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2019, 11:36:46 pm »
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."


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Well, I wasn't expecting that was all about finally a happy ending with good people then that happened. It just reminds us to never trust anyone.
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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #22 on: March 01, 2019, 06:09:41 am »
A guy shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease; it's just that you look so much like my late son."

He answered, "That's okay."

"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out "Goodbye, Mom" as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy."

She then went through the checkout ... and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, "Goodbye, Mother."

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone's day, he went to pay for his groceries.

"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.

"How come so much? I only bought 5 items.."

The clerk replied, "Yeah, but your Mother said you'd pay for her things, too."


Hello!

Well, I wasn't expecting that was all about finally a happy ending with good people then that happened. It just reminds us to never trust anyone.

You know, I am curious, IF something like that really did happen how the guy would react.  What would he do?  Tell the cashier I do not know her and what she said to him?  Or just pay for her stuff and go on?

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #23 on: March 01, 2019, 06:19:17 am »
Cute joke , but i'm sure people have done it for real , there are so many scams , its some times hard to know fact from fiction.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #24 on: March 01, 2019, 08:06:39 am »
Funny, I hope this doesn't give people ideas.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #25 on: March 01, 2019, 08:14:43 am »
Cute joke , but i'm sure people have done it for real , there are so many scams , its some times hard to know fact from fiction.

I figure people have done a lot of scam people but wouldn't think they done exactly this. But why not.  I would like to think if an old lady done this she really needed help and wasn't just trying to scam anybody.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2019, 06:22:21 pm »
What a scam to pull on a person.  You can't even trust senior citizens.  SMDH
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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2019, 07:38:31 am »
Ok that was very cute and brought a smile and chuckle to my day.  I will have to post that one to my facebook as I am always putting age related jokes and cartoons on there.

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #28 on: March 04, 2019, 09:23:15 am »
Very cute and funny

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Re: Goodbye Mom
« Reply #29 on: March 04, 2019, 09:29:22 am »
It's just a cute little joke!   Happy Monday!!

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