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dwiley11

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Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« on: April 13, 2019, 08:53:45 pm »
A old Cowboy walks into a pharmacy.                                                                                                                                                                  Cowboy: "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

 

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

 

Cowboy: "Nah.   She ain't that ugly."


plennis

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 09:14:29 pm »
Good one, I like the jokes people have been sharing.  I like to have a few giggles during the day.

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 07:34:39 am »
I donít get it.
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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2019, 10:39:18 am »
lol these jokes lately are too much.

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2019, 12:13:06 pm »
 ;) that is a good one !! thanks for sharing !!

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2019, 01:16:20 pm »
I donít get it.

The bag was to put over her face in case shes ugly

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2019, 04:11:31 pm »
I donít get it.

The bag was to put over her face in case shes ugly

Well, thatís stupid! You shouldnít talk about appearances in a joke!
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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2019, 08:10:36 am »
The joke made me giggle a bit and just shake my shoulders......kind of dumb.

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2019, 11:14:08 am »
keep them coming these are the best ones to look at

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2019, 11:46:44 am »
I donít get it.

The bag was to put over her face in case shes ugly

Well, thatís stupid! You shouldnít talk about appearances in a joke!

I didnt write the joke, the person didnt know what the bag meant, its a very old joke

Nancy5

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2019, 12:04:54 pm »
Made me laugh, thanks for sharing

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2019, 01:02:31 pm »
I do enjoy  a good  joke.  so  keep them  coming. Although this one has been around for  ages it still tickled me. But the  younger  generation does not always get the  jole.

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2019, 03:55:02 am »
I heard it was throw a flag over her head and do it for Old Glory.

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2019, 06:02:49 am »
lol....a bit dirty and mean though

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Re: Old cowboy in a pharmacy (joke)
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2019, 05:10:46 am »
Thank you for the laugh this morning.  It's an oldie but a goodie.
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