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Nancy5

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Blond joke
« on: April 15, 2019, 10:17:55 am »
Jack walked into a bar around 10 pm.  He sat down next to a blond and both watched the 10 pm news.  The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a building threatening to jump.

The blond looked at Jack and said "Do you think he will jump?"

 Jack said "You know, I bet he will". The blond replied "well, I bet he wont". Jack put $30 on the bar and said "you're on.".

 Just as the blond placed her $30 the man took a nose dive off the building and fell to his death.  The blond was very upset and handed Jack her $30.  She said "what's fair is fair here's your money."

 Jack replied "I can't take your money, I saw this on the 5 pm news and knew he would jump"

The blond replied "I did too, but I didn't think he would do it again"

Jack took the money
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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2019, 11:11:17 am »
Awesome keep them coming ;D

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2019, 01:05:15 pm »
A good one, and have not heard this one. My best  friend is a true blond not a bottle and  she tells  some of the best blond jokes .  nothing  sad about her  she just like to repeat some the jokes that she has heard. She is one of the smartest women I know.

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2019, 02:24:53 pm »
A good one, and have not heard this one. My best  friend is a true blond not a bottle and  she tells  some of the best blond jokes .  nothing  sad about her  she just like to repeat some the jokes that she has heard. She is one of the smartest women I know.

So was I. Now I'm  "platinum blonde."  There were some jokes that I felt insulted when told and a lot of guys would harass me, expecially the sexy ones.  Doesn't your friend have that problem?

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2019, 06:19:19 pm »
Omgosh hilarious !! I’m loving these jokes!!

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2019, 07:21:15 pm »
very funny, always enjoyable

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2019, 07:23:41 pm »
That was funny and I enjoyed it
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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2019, 05:49:37 am »
A good one, and have not heard this one. My best  friend is a true blond not a bottle and  she tells  some of the best blond jokes .  nothing  sad about her  she just like to repeat some the jokes that she has heard. She is one of the smartest women I know.



My sister is a true blue eyed blond too.  She finds blond jokes funny and like your friend is extremely smart.
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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2019, 06:45:04 am »
Ok this is one of the absolute best blond jokes I have ever heard.  Seriously I loved it -brought a big smile to my face and take my word for it anything that makes me smile before 10am is funny. I love blond jokes anyway and redneck jokes but blond jokes are my favorite.

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2019, 11:29:57 am »
never heard this one, but good, keep them coming.

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2019, 12:29:35 pm »
I thought the joke was pretty funny too and I'm a blonde lol   keep them coming a good laugh is medicine for the soul

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2019, 05:55:42 am »
Lol...good one

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2019, 01:33:23 pm »
What the blond said at the last part got me going Lol.

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2019, 03:36:12 am »
I would have taken the money, too...
Have a wonderful day!

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Re: Blond joke
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2019, 11:43:44 am »
Oh, boy.  Funny joke.  Unfortunately there are some people out there...

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