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Nancy5

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Another Joke
« on: April 25, 2019, 05:47:13 am »
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing i want to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it away, it's much easier

Wife: But there are poor starving people  who can easily use these clothing

Husband:  Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Husband is recovering from a head injury

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2019, 01:44:22 pm »
Ha!  Sounds like husband suffers from foot in mouth disease!  :D

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2019, 04:40:00 pm »
 :D

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2019, 05:27:31 pm »
Lol now that's a burn on the wife mate good job husband  :notworthy:

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2019, 08:02:55 am »
Haha. I have seen this somewhere before. Funny!

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2019, 08:18:48 am »
Good one!  I laughed,....the wife didn't!! ::)

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2019, 09:52:42 am »
Always think BEFORE you speak!!!!! :D

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2019, 01:58:53 pm »
very good, I love your jokes

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2019, 11:37:31 am »
ooooh,  he deserved it!  Good joke.

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #9 on: April 30, 2019, 01:14:56 pm »
I hope he has good health insurance.

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #10 on: April 30, 2019, 01:26:09 pm »
I like that one . keep them comimg

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #11 on: April 30, 2019, 01:54:12 pm »
SO FUNNY!  Thanks, I needed that laugh today!

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #12 on: April 30, 2019, 01:58:53 pm »
I think the wife might be donate the husband!!!  That was a good one.

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Re: Another Joke
« Reply #13 on: April 30, 2019, 02:33:26 pm »
oh no  someone wakes up with a headache in the morning and it's not the wife  lol  keep them coming

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