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Nancy5

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Today’s Joke
« on: May 01, 2019, 08:13:08 am »
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”
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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2019, 08:50:05 am »
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”
This sounds like the lady that has whiteout all over her screen.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2019, 11:12:10 am »
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”

Well even a real window that was frozen you do not pour warm water on it and tap with a hammer.  Husband is an idiot.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2019, 12:00:02 pm »
I really enjoyed that joke. Once in a while I go to a joke site and read the joke of the day . It is always good to laugh. :)

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2019, 06:10:35 am »
I enjoy these clean jokes and it's good to get a laugh in when possible.  Thanks for sharing.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2019, 06:17:43 am »
I enjoyed this one...it is a joke not real life.  Thanks for putting it up.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2019, 10:17:44 am »
Ok Nancy I cannot tell you how much I appreciated the smile this brought to my face this morning.  I didn't sleep well at all had a lot troubling my mind but this really and truly perked me up - very cute joke.

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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2019, 05:44:51 am »
Ok Nancy I cannot tell you how much I appreciated the smile this brought to my face this morning.  I didn't sleep well at all had a lot troubling my mind but this really and truly perked me up - very cute joke.

So sorry, hope your day is better than your  last night.
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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2019, 06:43:29 am »
oh my...that would be something i might tell my husband...he knows nothing of computers..lol./.liked thatone..
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Re: Today’s Joke
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2019, 08:01:35 am »
lol like that one  :cat:

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