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cateyes1

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Todays chuckle
« on: May 26, 2019, 09:50:46 am »
A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer, decided to hire herself out as a "handy-woman"
She started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How much will you charge me?"
Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"
The man agreed and told her that the paint brushes and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes we've been getting by email lately."
Later that day, the blonde teenager came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.
"Yes, she replied, and I even had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.00 and handed it to her along with a $10.00 tip.
“And, by the way," the teenager added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus."
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2019, 09:56:57 am »
Ha Ha That's a funny one.  Thanks for the chuckle. :)

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2019, 10:03:04 am »
Ha Ha That's a funny one.  Thanks for the chuckle. :)

Glad you liked lol ;)

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2019, 12:07:06 pm »
 :cat:

Useful and funny!!


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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2019, 06:50:36 pm »
Funny, gave me a good laugh.  Thanks for sharing.
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2019, 07:43:58 pm »
Omgosh !! That’s awesome!! Lol

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #6 on: May 27, 2019, 03:16:47 am »
fumy!

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #7 on: May 27, 2019, 06:37:51 am »
Oh my!

Thanks for the chuckle.
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #8 on: May 27, 2019, 07:40:56 am »
Lol....good one, thanks for sharing

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2019, 11:23:00 am »
Nice, love it . Keep them coming

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #10 on: May 28, 2019, 11:45:20 am »
That's a good one!  Thanks for sharing!

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #11 on: May 28, 2019, 02:39:19 pm »
thank you,  we need more

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #12 on: May 28, 2019, 03:47:19 pm »
that is cute! Thanks for the laugh! :rainbow: :peace: :wave:
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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2019, 09:58:55 am »
Wouldn't that suck?  lol

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Re: Todays chuckle
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2019, 05:58:01 pm »
Good one.

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