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oldbuddy

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Emergency?
« on: September 10, 2019, 07:44:11 am »
Soooo I just got stopped by a Washington County Sheriff's deputy,
I already knew why he got me
(speeding, as expected, hahah) but of course,
I was going to ask him why he stopped me.

Ain't nobody got time for a ticket or court,
so I decided to test my luck and humor.

About a week ago,
I purchased some fart spray on Amazon to prank My wife with.
The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays . . .

Well as the Sheriff walks toward my car I nervously sprayed about 5 squirts! Oops!

He gets to my window and asks me to get out.
 I said, " I can’t!"

He immediately stops in his tracks and he says,
 “Good Lord ...what’s that?”

I said,
“I’ve got a situation sir!”

The look on his face was priceless.

I said,
“Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I....”
(he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence)

He grabs his face, backs up and says...
“Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance.”

I screamed “NO!!!!”
(of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick ??)

Sheriff says, "Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand it's awful . . . Hold On . . . I'll escort you!"

And he followed me home!

I didn't expect it to go this way, but the Deputy waited until I got out of the car
(he stayed in his)
so I had to waddle all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!

No Ticket Written!

Confession
OK, this was a cut and paste plagiarism, but I thought you could use a good laugh.



« Last Edit: September 10, 2019, 07:46:26 am by oldbuddy »

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2019, 08:21:37 am »
Yes I can always use a smile or giggle or laugh.  That was a good one and especially good cause I never saw this one before thanks for the smile.

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2019, 09:34:58 am »
 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: I would have gone to 10, but you get the message. Absolutely awesome. :) :) :)

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2019, 09:59:21 am »
I'm easily bought, you had me goin' there! LOL!

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2019, 10:00:57 am »
I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL    :silly:

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.   ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   ;)

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2019, 10:03:08 am »
Very funny. Thanks for sharing

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2019, 10:43:43 am »
Lol...thanks for sharing...

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2019, 02:07:46 pm »
I was just picturing you waddling, clinching and crying ( from laughing so hard inside of course ).  This is priceless!  It was a good laugh, thank you.

Now I think I'll waddle on over to Amazon and see what kind of 'Car Air Fresheners' they have available.  LOL    :silly:

It would be interesting to find out what kind of reaction I would get from the police in my town.   ::) I don't think I'll go there but it is fun to think about.   ;)
I think that's what makes it so funny, everyone sees themselves trying it.

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2019, 03:45:57 pm »
This was a good laugh, thanks for sharing;  and for him to think you actually needed an ambulance; that was priceless :)

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2019, 04:30:01 pm »
Very funny

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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2019, 03:10:48 am »
Now that was very funny. Pictured myself as the driver and thought this might pass.

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2019, 04:11:32 pm »
Oh my goodness, this is to funny. I must share.

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2019, 04:52:36 pm »
Sooooo something that I would do!!!!!
~~ Nicole Acosta ~~ Proud to be a Work At Home Mom (:
...come find me and I will help you be one too!!


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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2019, 05:00:26 pm »
OMG that is too funny, I thought it really happened. LOL.

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Re: Emergency?
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2019, 08:07:24 pm »
“I’ve got a situation sir!”


Very funny indeed!

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