Soooo I just got stopped by a Washington County Sheriff's deputy,
I already knew why he got me
(speeding, as expected, hahah) but of course,
I was going to ask him why he stopped me.
Ain't nobody got time for a ticket or court,
so I decided to test my luck and humor.
About a week ago,
I purchased some fart spray on Amazon to prank My wife with.
The bottle says to squirt about 2 sprays . . .
Well as the Sheriff walks toward my car I nervously sprayed about 5 squirts! Oops!
He gets to my window and asks me to get out.
I said, " I can’t!"
He immediately stops in his tracks and he says,
“Good Lord ...what’s that?”
“I’ve got a situation sir!”
The look on his face was priceless.
“Sir my stomach hurts and I’m trying get home because I....”
(he is at my window and I didn't even finish my sentence)
He grabs his face, backs up and says...
“Oh my!! I think you need an ambulance.”
I screamed “NO!!!!”
(of course trying not to laugh...he looked worried and sick ??)
Sheriff says, "Be careful and try not to speed, but I understand it's awful . . . Hold On . . . I'll escort you!"
And he followed me home!
I didn't expect it to go this way, but the Deputy waited until I got out of the car
(he stayed in his)
so I had to waddle all the way to my door with my butt cheeks clinched and limpin’ like I was hurtin’!
No Ticket Written!
OK, this was a cut and paste plagiarism, but I thought you could use a good laugh.