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cateyes1

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Todays chuckle !!
« on: November 05, 2019, 09:53:06 am »
As a trucker stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's Winter in Michigan and I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2019, 10:20:15 am »
Wow, that was a very blonde moment.

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2019, 11:00:26 am »
Very cute, thanks for the laugh
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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2019, 02:27:16 pm »
nice, love the funny stuff.

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2019, 03:55:28 pm »
Like this

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2019, 04:04:08 pm »
That was cute, was not sure what the punch line was, but in the end it makes for a nice chuckle.

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2019, 04:36:47 pm »
That was kind of funny. At least the trucker told her what he was doing :)

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2019, 04:39:47 pm »
Love it! Good one!
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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2019, 05:14:06 pm »
Love this one.  Will have tell my family this one but I need to be careful because we have 3 blondes in the family and one is really dumb.

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2019, 10:43:05 am »
Ok very cute my favorite jokes very favorite are blond jokes.  This is a really cute one.  My brother used to always have one ready to amuse me with when he can to visit.

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2019, 06:35:26 pm »
Oh my gosh that was a real blonde moments for sure LOL

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2019, 07:10:36 am »
Very cute .. I loved it.
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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2019, 07:22:18 am »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2019, 12:41:29 pm »
HAHAHAHAHA  LOL.  Well at least she was trying to be helpful!    LOL

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Re: Todays chuckle !!
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2019, 08:25:06 pm »
A salt truck! Ha! Ha!

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