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Topic: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?  (Read 1281 times)

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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« on: December 02, 2019, 11:38:06 am »
He still has four legs, just because you call the tail a leg doesn't make it one.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2019, 01:46:06 pm »
 ;D  True true so true.  Got me on that one LOL.  You come up with some good ones.  I was asked if I knew any good jokes during my cataract surgery and I could not think of a single one.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2019, 02:54:37 pm »
4.  His tail is not a leg.  It is a tail.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2019, 03:52:57 pm »
;D  True true so true.  Got me on that one LOL.  You come up with some good ones.  I was asked if I knew any good jokes during my cataract surgery and I could not think of a single one.

Chinese guy goes and sees an eye doctor:

"Docker...I have hard time seeing out one eye"

Doctor looks at his eye..."Well theres the problem, you have a cataract"

Chinese guy say "No, I drive a Pontiac"...…………….. :silly:

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2019, 04:58:43 pm »
 :silly:caught that just as soon as I clicked to read it.  Funny

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2019, 05:32:54 am »
;D  True true so true.  Got me on that one LOL.  You come up with some good ones.  I was asked if I knew any good jokes during my cataract surgery and I could not think of a single one.

By whom?  I would be aggravated if a doctor performing surgery asked me to tell him jokes.  Or if he was telling me jokes during the surgery.  Very unprofessional.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2019, 05:55:51 am »
I enjoy these lighthearted jokes. They really brighten my day.  Please keep them coming.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2019, 08:31:26 pm »
I enjoy these lighthearted jokes. They really brighten my day.  Please keep them coming.
I get a kick out of them too.  I always like to laugh every day!

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2019, 02:57:35 am »
That's for sure!
in our house dogs tails did more damage than any other part of the dogs body! :present: :peace: :wave:
Be grateful for what you have and you will receive more than you ever expected

If you believe it you can achieve it.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2019, 07:29:34 am »
I enjoy these lighthearted jokes. They really brighten my day.  Please keep them coming.
I get a kick out of them too.  I always like to laugh every day!

If this is a joke, I must have missed something. Seems kind of stupid to me.  Or one of them things idiots fight on the internet about. You can call his head a leg too but it does not make it a leg.  He has 4 legs unless an accident has caused him to lose one of them.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #10 on: December 15, 2019, 10:10:22 am »
This is actually a good response to many people.

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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #11 on: December 15, 2019, 10:36:57 am »
5 legs
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Re: How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg?
« Reply #12 on: December 15, 2019, 11:44:27 pm »
 :female: Indunno, but the question was definitely worth asking. :male:

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