Toilet Paper Shortage Solution

[oldbuddy]

If you find yourself in short supply with none available at the store, you can extend what you have extensively with this simple strategy.

When you finish your job, tear off one square of TP and fold it in half, then fold it in half again so you can tear of the corner where the center of the sheet comes together to form a hole large enough to slip your middle finger through.

Use this finger to clean up the mess and gather the remaining segments to slide over the finger to remove the residue and use the hole you tore off to clean under your fingernail.

That should put you in a position that washing your hands will get you ready for the next job.

Keep in mind that if you have a squeamish partner you live with, this operation can be accomplished by any willing   volunteer.

[NRAJOE]

Sick.....

[linderlizzie]

oldbuddy, I feel that post was totally beneath you. Get it; beneath you?

And BTW, it WAS totally disgusting. 

[singletonb]

Wow.  I had poised myself to glean from your wisdom.  By the time I realized what was happening, I was helpless to look away.😂 

[fillfran82]

If you find yourself in short supply with none available at the store, you can extend what you have extensively with this simple strategy.

When you finish your job, tear off one square of TP and fold it in half, then fold it in half again so you can tear of the corner where the center of the sheet comes together to form a hole large enough to slip your middle finger through.

Use this finger to clean up the mess and gather the remaining segments to slide over the finger to remove the residue and use the hole you tore off to clean under your fingernail.

That should put you in a position that washing your hands will get you ready for the next job.

Keep in mind that if you have a squeamish partner you live with, this operation can be accomplished by any willing   volunteer.

Hi! 

It's good to see we have a sense a humor joining these hard time. Ya funny but still gross.

[alice44]

This one should be taken off the site 

[oldbuddy]

This one should be taken off the site 

For those that can't take a joke, that's why they have the "X", or if it's really offensive you can use the "Ignore Member" selection.

I am quite certain it was not actually practiced, so no damage was done.

[NRAJOE]

This one should be taken off the site 

Shaddap….

[bremer51]

This suggestion is worthy, but I'll pass.  Thanks anyway.   

[tajdcd1]

EEEEWWWWWWW

[mapiklfish]

EEEEWWWWWWW

I agree with this post!!!

[jkhanson]

Gross oldbuddy!

My Mom says she has started saving her newspapers.  She figures she used it as a girl, she can do it again if it comes to it.

Her tip:  Don't use the glossy pages!

[oldbuddy]

Gross oldbuddy!

My Mom says she has started saving her newspapers.  She figures she used it as a girl, she can do it again if it comes to it.

Her tip:  Don't use the glossy pages!

Be aware that the ink does rub off when used that way.

[potluck6]

I think stoes have enough now have plenty myself.  No need to take crazy measures. We also have paper towels they would work. They were out of baby wipes.

[killers2]

I feel bad for people in this situation.  It's because people can't just buy a reasonable amount.