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cateyes1

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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« on: December 31, 2021, 09:23:05 am »

‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’

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Re: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2022, 05:52:57 pm »
Hate anything that is Abbott and Costello.  Have never found anything they said or did funny.
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Re: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2022, 06:10:43 pm »
Then you must not have much of a (or a very strange) sense of humor. Abbott and Costello were hilarious.

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Re: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2022, 04:02:00 am »
Hate anything that is Abbott and Costello.  Have never found anything they said or did funny.

Just skip it then, I thought they were a riot !!

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Re: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2022, 04:29:11 am »
That about sums it up for the world we are living in today.

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Re: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2022, 04:38:26 am »
That about sums it up for the world we are living in today.

Sad but true :(

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Re: ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2022, 06:51:40 am »
Lol...I love the A & C "Who's on First?" skit....HILARIOUS!

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