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plennis

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More One Liner Jokes
« on: June 25, 2022, 02:00:25 pm »
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2022, 04:13:47 pm »
cute  :)

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2022, 05:21:21 pm »
You now qualify for the dad joke award of the week. Do your children enjoy them or do they groan and roll their eyes?  :P I think it depends on their ages.  :-\

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2022, 07:26:06 am »
Mostly they groan and roll their eyes.  But then I hear them telling them to other people. LOL

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2022, 01:07:09 pm »
What is a cupcake's favorite kind of weather?

"Sprinkles"

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #5 on: June 28, 2022, 09:50:08 am »
I'll have to tell my guys, they will love this one.

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #6 on: June 28, 2022, 02:28:48 pm »
What did the wacky rooster say?

KooKooDoodleDo

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2022, 07:01:25 am »
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #8 on: June 29, 2022, 11:31:38 am »
It takes a lot of *bleep* to golf the way I do.

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.


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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #9 on: June 29, 2022, 11:32:03 am »

If nothing was learned, nothing was taught.

Velcro – what a rip-off!

Change is inevitable – except from a vending machine.

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #10 on: July 01, 2022, 12:40:13 pm »
There are only three types of people, people who can count and those who can't.

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #11 on: July 01, 2022, 01:46:39 pm »
There are only three types of people, people who can count and those who can't.
I thought it was those who know what is happening, those who don't and those who woder what happened.

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2022, 06:48:35 am »
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A ZZ Rex

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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2022, 01:54:43 pm »
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?   Because he was a little horse.


Whey did the golfer bring 2 pair of pants.     In case he got a hole in one.


 What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?   One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?   Because he was outstanding in his field.

You should stop with these so called jokes.  No one really care.
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Re: More One Liner Jokes
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2022, 03:39:20 am »
I like all of your one liner jokes. I do not know any jokes, but I am learning from your jokes on here.

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