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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: pattypingle on March 10, 2010, 01:23:21 pm
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you know the game "telephone" where you start a story and others add on to make it complete?
Lets try it.....I will start keep adding until we get to the end, it there is one
Yesterday I took my dog for a walk to......
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then it stared too chase a cat that went up a tree.then we went down by the lake where he barred at the bird and ran after them .he had a goodjavascript:void(0);
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very loud bark. It was so loud that neighbors started complaining to me. I took him home and
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feed him is dinner. Then we went back outside and played ball.
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While he was chasing the ball, a woman with a poodle passed by and ...
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and the dog took off after the poodle
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The woman who had brown hair, wore a red fur coat, red dress, and red sandals, yelled, "MY POODLE! STOP THAT DOG!" ...
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to the park and.....
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he stopped at every tree and......
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started to dig up the roots. Then out of no where came a....
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lion
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and although the lion was chasing the dog he only wanted to play.
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When it was time to go home the playful lion followed.
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story is going great, keep adding
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followed us home and ate all my dogs alpo
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then I named the lion Mr.Fuzzy Pants becuase his pawz looked all fuzzy
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MR. Fuzzy Pants then put his name on the mailbox so he will recieve his FC check
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One day the mailman delivered the mail and Mr. Fuzzy pants met Him at the mailbox in his comfortable lion boxers, ........
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......and said. Have you seen my FC check yet? ???
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The mailman replied..."I saw a check come your way but one of my coworkers thought that it was much to suspicious that a lion be receiving mail. He decided to......
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bust out with the "berries and cream" dance from the starburst commercial........ "berries and cream, berries and cream, I'm a Little Lad that likes berries and cream"...... but before he could get to the second verse, the lion appeared and said..."look-Man! Just give me my check, there's nothing suspicious about a lion receiving mail, Huh? So, do you guys just not like lions, or would you rather me maul your face??? Would you like that?? After hearing that, the mailman.........
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Reached in his pocket and pulled a wad of cash out gave it to Mr.
Fuzzy Pants and ran like.
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... a bat of out of hell. Best thing is, thought the lion, is that this is the mailman's cash, I bet he has some other mailman delivery my check tommorrow still. The lion laid down to take a nap and started dreaming of the things he would buy with his new found wealth, when suddenly he was awakened by the sounds of police sirens...
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outside the house. Twenty policemen barged in armed so the lion decided to....
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act like a hockey stick and get the puck out of there. he ran to the bus station and bought a ticket to.......
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Alaska. His plan was to cross over into Russia, but when he tried...
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He stopped long enough to make MORE lions, with the local lion gal
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......Then Mr. Fuzzy Pants thought ??? Did I really want to make a lion cub or 2? So much for my... :wave:
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plans to be a lounge singer in Vegas. Maybe ill just stay here and....
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Become a writer and share all his great experiences while opening up his very own den and breakfast place so he could...
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see all the towns best writers on a daily basis and rip off their ideas about...
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.....adventure,romance and ......... ::)
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fishing for alaskan king crab. to do this he needed to......
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.........he needed to get to know these gentlemen a little better by, chartering a fishing boat and......... :wave:
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spending a month at sea with them until he finally felt he knew everything about fishing for Alaskan King Crab. Then he threw all the crew overboard and...
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The wind started blowing hard and big waves were rocking the boat..and he thought
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that maybe he might have made a mistake. Maybe he should jump ship and catch the first plane to Vegas. The lounge-singer job was looking pretty good by now.
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he hesistated, debating whether or not to get up out of his snuggly nest, but decided against the idea and drifted off into sleep once more......
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...... and he finally woke-up. He was wiping away the sandman in his eyes. Then! He saw the sea was calm again and looked around to see land..And there it was :o . Mr.Fuzzie Pants wondered to himself? Could this be Russia?......
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it was russia he imediately picked up the phone to call his agent stokeman455 and asked.....
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do you deliver? i need a dub sack. the guy said....
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:angel12: Stokeman had to think? What could Fuzzy need with a Dub Sack? Well he said he was in Russia so, he`ll need warm clothes, boots, maybe some food, probably something to drink. How about some Vodka? :thumbsup:
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Mr. Fuzzy Pants hitched hiked his way down the road not knowing it was illegal for a lion to posess and/or consume vodka in russia. So he walked and he drank and.......
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;D and he fired it up. the next thing he noticed was the guestapo walked in and said.......
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"Hey, You!!!! Pass me some of that sh@! on the left-hand-side man!!! I'm really stressed out and its time to get wierd!!!!" "Bring on the beer and whirling durvishes!!!" And then, they decided to......
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Become tag team wrestlers they would go by the name..........
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Husky and Mooch where they one tag team champions with glory....
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:angry7: Stokeman was beside himself hearing this news. Mr. Fuzzy Pants did`nt even pay back the provisions that were sent to him in Russia and...... :BangHead:
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all was thought to be lost untill...............
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He received a phone call from Mr Fuzzy Pants where he gave the most sincere apology. " I have been so busy with my new found career but I think it is time that I compensate you for all you have done!" Mr Fuzzy Pants made an immediate wire transfer of $3k to his Wells Fargo account. On his way back from the bank........
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...and thought.Would`nt be nice if Stokeman could help me find the She Lion & the kids? Because I could really use some.....
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Stress in my life So he set off back to pattypingles house to see if his FC check came and maybe have some of that tastey alpo then he will set his sights on...........
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finding a flight instructor. He thought if he could fly...
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then he would fly to the moon and buy some hot dogs from aliens, but then
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....he thought? Where am I going to come up with that kind of money to get to outer space? :dontknow:
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So he quickly decided to get his piggy bank and paint it with gold......
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paint. He then found a lot of fool's gold and stuck it in his piggy bank. Then he went to the bank...
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Fuzzy said to himself, I hope I can pull this off! Then he looked around for the most simple looking teller of all. The teller gave Fuzzy a friendly greeting and.....
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then offered Fuzzy her phone number and he thought to himself..................
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THIS CHICK IS NUTS!!! but she has access to alot of cash so i just might.........
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go get a grape sno-cone but a better idea would be to.........
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hahaha!!! lulz at the story xD
my question is, how did it start out with a man and his dog, and turn into a story about a lion?!! Can we have a multi-area story, like having "meanwhile, at the owners home" or something?
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... play along and use the chick to get money to fund a casino in Vegas, and get money to go to space. Little did he know that ...
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she had ideas of her own that consisted of.............
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Stealing his money after ...
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all she was'nt to bright and his money was fools gold so fuzzy decided to play along with her little scheme. he would figure out a way to..........
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buy a cheesburger of his own, but as he took the first bite, he thought.................
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That the cheese burger tasted odd almost as odd as the....
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the left shoe of a break dancing grizzly bear. But he was hungry so...
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decided to eat it until he saw what looked like...
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what looked like a candy bar and fuzzy smelled it and wondered where that came from and ..
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and threw it hard hitting....
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a one shoed break dancing grizzly bear, and that made the break dancing grizzly......
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stop break dancing and face you as it started...
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*correction to last post*
to stop break dancing and face fuzzy, as it started ...
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To drive his 1972 Ford Pinto, but he realized that if he drove this car he would be letting the world know his secret and that was...........................
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he was actually a disgruntled tiger from Seigfried and Roy dressed up in a bear costume, for the Pinto contained...
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a special toggle switch that allowed him to change into.................
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Kohler he started pumping iron and injecting steroids, maybe he could become a profesional....................
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UFC fighter that never ever loses and gives out bonus' to everyone, but instead he came to the realization that all this had been just a..............................
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dream and when he woke he noticed that in the door was a.....
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Fbi agent, wanting to question him
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The agent had a tip that Fuzzy knew some guys who knew some guys who made illegal...
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firearms, that was used to poach animals and bring them
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Pizza and beer, but this was a special type of pizza, it was made from..............
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gunpowder instead of yeast, so the pizza and beer had a really bad effect on his stomach and he started to...
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show everyone how he really felt about........................................
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Goldilocks. "All she ever did was steal and break things!" he said. He started ranting some more but was interrupted when....
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The radio started to play reminding him of.....................
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his bed! The one that Goldilocks...
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was eating crackers and poridge in and left crumbs that scratched him up as he slept this made him so angry thinking about it so he decided to............
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go bowling. Because he knew that when he bowled a good game that he was able to feel good about the memories that haunted him about...........................
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when he was a circus bear. Those were shameful times. He hated when he had to...
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empty the trash, most circus bears were spoiled and pampered but not Mr. Fuzzy, he was treated like..................
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a janitor. He had to clean up everything, including the lion cages. One day at the circus he had enough, and he...
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stole the little clown car grabbed the bearded lady and.............
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headed towards Las Vegas with the cash he took from the circus but later that day he found out that..............
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But after clearing the haze from his eyes he realized that he wasn't waking up to his mothers voice, it was the Warden of San Quentin Prison where he had actually been for the last 3 years but was due to get released in two days and all he could think about was.........
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was getting back to the only place he was happy. He had to get back to his dog friend and all the alpo he could eat. He was so excited he could harly
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hold back, but was it the alpo he really wanted or was it to see................
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pattypingle and her..........
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weakness to deny her dog anything he begged for. He especially likes to beg for one of his favorite treats a........
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strawberry tart with beef gravy and........................
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leg of another dog. Because of the food he eats, he has grown into a vicious, man-eating.......
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gambler that stays out late and has the desire to play with his.........................
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pool table that he just bought using the money from....
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his uncle roger that lives in Reno, it was money that was supposed to be used for................
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his wifes heart transplant but thought this was more important because...
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his wife always kicked his butt at pool. He wanted to surprise her when she got home because he had been practicing so much. He hoped she would...
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get shoved down 7 flights of stairs so he would be able to...
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cash in on the aflac policy he bought at work So Mr Fuzzypants...
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went to see the aflac duck and found out that dispite all the horror stories that he had heard about his wife that he felt like.........................
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He was king of the world, and no one could take him down except......
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A snail, because snails were part of his past when he was in the circus and the only way to escape those days was to start........................
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trying to steal the keys to his cage. When the man walked by with the keys Mr FuzzyPants...
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asked him if he had a cigarette because he had no money left to use on anything except..............
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his bus ticket to vegas so he can fulfill his dream of ................
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being a singer but when Mr fuzzypants arrived in Vegas he got arrested after an argument with a tiger so he framed the tiger for killing...
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his trainer but he beat the case and decided to start his new way of life as................
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a transvestite. He heard they made good money at their shows in Vegas. He wanted to...
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do a Judy Garland act. All he needed was...
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Some Ruby Red Slippers that we a size 13EEE but discovered that he was really interested in going to a...............
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Cris Angel show. He was curious to see how he did his magic. He wanted to learn from him so he...
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went to see the show. But then he realized how fake it was. So instead he...
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had a beer and thought about the terrible ways his life had gone and finally decided to get on a bus and.........
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head for mexico maybe join a mariachi band or .........................
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relax and take a siesta because when he wakes up he will...................
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remember the bank account he forgot about. He wonders how much is in there and if he earned much interest in the time he forgot about it. He decides to...
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go to Sea World and see the Whales, Mr. Fuzzy has always loved the San Diego area and thoght that maybe someday when all this running around is done that he might............
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Learn to live in the wild with lion tigers and...
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bunnys, and then he will feel like he has...................
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accomplished his life goal. But then what was he going to do? He decided to get some more goals, so...
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Decided to go to Nursing school to study for....................
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his OB/GYN. He figured babies are cute. He thought he would like it, but....
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always passed out in the delivery room, he didnt realise this was..............
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the way babbies were brought in to the world.
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So instead he decided to learn to play the flute and hang out in downtown San Diego in a band that plays for hand-outs at the pier, but the police always hassled him so he decided to.................
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Become a police officer and try and take them down from the inside. His plan went as follows...
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He would join the acadamy and do his very best and then work his way up. So he started going to the gym and working out so that he would be in his best shape for the acadamy, when he first started going to the gym he was introduced to his own personal trainer a arangatang name ms bannanas
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Ms. Bananas was just like her name, bananas, crazy, nutty, etc. He decided he wanted a different personal trainer but did not know how to tell Ms. Bananas so he...
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Shaved his whole body put on a speedo and a fake mustache and.................
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Went back to Downtown San Diego and worked the Boulevard at night untill he saved enough money to...................
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fly to New York. He decided he wanted to work on Broadway. He wanted to be...
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A New York City Rockette, but his dancing skills were not that good so he bought a roast beef sandwich but discovered that he only had .75 cents left to his name so he thought he might............
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try and find a quarter so he could buy a lottery ticket. After Mr Fuaaypants foung the quarter he bought the lottery ticket and won 300 million dollars. Now that Mr Fuzzypants had enough money to do anything in the world he bought his own private jet and took off to
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Japan! There he started buying up a lot of property and...
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and eating alot of sushi and drank alot of saki and thought about what his next move would be. Should he stay in Japan or go to................
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Iceland to watch the volcano erupt and crash into the ice covered mountain range that he barely survived. He walked away from the crash to find a goat which he named...................
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Breakfast lunch and dinner tastey little goat and he used the fur for warmth and the little horns as..........................
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tooth picks, and then he was rescued by the coast guard and asked them to take him to..................
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Tahiti but he thought he might be dreaming coz why would the coast guard be on an ice covered mountain in iceland? was mc1962 messing with his mind? he told the coast guard screw tahiti i need to go to san diego back to the boulevard he knew he could find mc1962 there mc1962 went there regularly to get...........
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.....Fresh Lobster, and Mr. Fuzzy remembered that it was the Icelandic Coast Guard that had rescued him and was in a daze when he woke up in Tahiti, but was happy to see that he was surrounded by.............
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tahitian dancing girls white sandy beaches crystal clear water and...............
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a cow and very very strong, uncontrollable sexual urges. Mr Fuzzypants decided to hold a party in his pants that night and decided to invite.......
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(Keep it clean please)... call the local mayor of the town he was in and then tell the mayor that he was sorry for having bad thoughts and would never do it again, he thought about joining the........................
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Nave because then he could sail all over the world and get paid while doing it. He wondered if he could make such a commitment. He decided to go talk to his friend Ms. Happydance. She thought....
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it would be a bad idea because they might make more money panning for gold in Alaska, but in order to start doing that they would first have to...........
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get the money to buy all the equipment and rent a dogsled. Mr Fuzzypants wondered what kind of dogs should go on the dogsled. He wasn't sure so he decided to use...
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kitty cats, but the only cats he could find were from...................
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Transylvania. He wondered if kitties could be vampires? He decided to...
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get a map of pennsylvania to see excactly where transylvania was. he hoped it was close to hershey pennsylvania so he could pick up some of those tastey.........
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tacos from the food cart on the street but instead he decided to go inside the hershey candy factory and learn how to.............
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become a quality assurance taste tester. Then he remembered...
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he ripped his taste buds out when he stuck his tongue to that frozen pole in alaska. he decided to just head out to amish country maybe he could............
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learn to churn butter, but on the way there he saw the television show "Wheel of Fortune" and decided to go to see it in person but first he had to...................
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learn the alphabet. He sure didn't want to be the only one not knowing his vowels. He took a quick online class and he headed off to Wheel of Fortune. As soon as he laid eyes on Vanna White He proposed to her! She said no but her niece was really interested. Her name was Stella. So Stella Fuzzypants and Mr Fuzzypants moved to.....
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Santa Barbara California where the bought a cliff-side multi-million dollar home but found out that he really had a desire to go to...............
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Australia. He always wanted to see koalas. He like the Australian accents too. When he got there, he...
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bought some peanut butter and bread but he had no money left to get back to the States with so he went to work as a.................
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zookeeper at the zoo Steve Irwin started. He was in charge of the alligators. He thought he could handle it until one day...
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....his biggest alligator escaped. After chasing the 'gator for over 2 days, he.......
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...became very tired. so he decided to take a nap, but just as he was falling asleep he heard a...
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noise that sounded like his mother-in-law and it sent chills up his spine but then he realized that it was instead............
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PURPLE DRAGON WASHING MACHINE!!!!!!!
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It was going to suck him up and wash him but........
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he decided to remain stinky and dirty, so he put on his dirty underwear and go to the store where everyone that smelled him said..................
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Is that a new fragrance?? It turns out his stench was one that all the women really loved. He thought he could market it somehow. So he.....
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decided to not bathe for 1 year but as time went by he thought about Vanna White and how she turned the letters on Wheel of Fortune but he knew that a woman of that caliber would think he was....................
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disgusting with all that body hair. So he waxed his whole body and got a haircut. He wasn't sure if Vanna White would like him, but he decided to try to see her anyway. He went to the show and...
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tried to get in but security stopped him at the door and he started crying right there at the door and all he could think of was......................
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he should have changed his dirty underwear if security could smell it Vanna certainly would too. so he walked down rodeo drive looking for a store where he could buy Vanna a .............
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a beautiful new necklace. He figured she could wear it on the show and the whole world could see how he felt about her. He found a store that looked promising so....
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instead he thought that he would hop on a bus and head to Dodger Stadium to see a baseball game because he knew that if he could watch a home game and eat a "Dodger Dog" that his dream of being married to Vanna might come true but he realized that the only thing standing in his way was..................
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Vanna was a die hard Tigers fan so going to Dodgers Stadium would anger her and she would never even consider..............................
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looking at him. While he pondered what to do to win Vanna's love, he ran into a guy selling...
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toothpicks but he only had enugh money to buy one, so he started to fall in depression angain but he quickly thought about the possibility of going to,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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get a ticket for lets make a deal and winning a spot on the show with his toothpick attached to a special sign that read...
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"I'll pick the right door", and then he remembered he had to get a good costume, so he got in the car to go to the store and...........
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then ate my stupid brother lol (:
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but then he got a stomachache and started to cry, so he decided to get some............
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ginger ale and ginger snaps so that I would be able to....
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pass gas. Then as he was doing that he had a great idea envelpoe his mind, he would go too sony picture studios and try and see Vanna or at least leave her a toothpick so she would know that he really.....................
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enjoyed eating out and always cleaned his teeth. He started hitchhiking to the studio when along came a parrot. The parrot said...
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Let's stop this foolishness with Vanna White and go to Idaho and start up a patatoe farm where he can relax and.............
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raise Llions and Tigers and Bears O! MI!
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then he had an idea to open a dance school in idaho but he thought the local residents might think..............
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the kilts he would wear were a bit silly. He wondered if he could find someone to teach him how to ballroom dance so he can go on dancing with the stars. He made his way to Idaho looking everywhere but...
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Could not find Pam Anderson but he knew that Idaho was not the place to look for Pam so he decided to just.............
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....call the local strip club.
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All they did was laugh at him because ..
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they could not afford to hire anyone to work there so he went to..................
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Las Vegas. He got a little wild while he was there and the next day he woke up to realize...
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that he was in Jail so he started to cry and told the guard that........................
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ill beat the sh** out of you!! :BangHead:
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but it was not a good thing to say to the guard so he decided to..................
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try to tunnel his way out of jail. He thought he would make it out when the guard came along....
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and stood there watching him for a minute, shaking his head and said..
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You know that the door over there is unlocked and it will take you.....
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to Chicago. He went through the door and discovered he was hungry. The prison food wasn't good. He decided to get a...
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corndog with extra mustard, but when he bit into it reminded him of long ago when he was a...........
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Smurf with dreadlocks and lived in his little mushroom under.....
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Santa Monica pier but in those days he could get a corndog for 25 cents but thats because he got money from...................
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selling his plasma. It was the only way he knew to make money until...
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He remembered how he could make money on Fusion Cash, he really wanted to save some money for...
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his trip to Paris. He wanted to see the Eiffel tower and learn french. He saved some money but decided...
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France is crappy place to visit and booked a flight too......
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Palm Springs California where the summer temps reached 130 degrees, so when he got off the plane he decided to get a......................
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Thank you for all your stories. They are great!
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Palm Springs California where the summer temps reached 130 degrees, so when he got off the plane he decided to get a......................
ticket to Africa just in time for the wildebeest migration on the Serengeti. Oh he thought about the tender meat of the wildebeest, and how good they will taste with some........
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Spaghetti O's and cheez its sitting up on top of...
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skyscraper but he remembered that in africa they did not have tall buildings but instead they had.................
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a giant yo-yo that made a sound like a...........................
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big ol' sticky bun. but by this time a...
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big ol' sticky bun. but by this time a...
(wonder what that sounds like..lol)
ticket to anywhere was sounding good so he decided he would ..
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go to the bus station and catch the first bus that he saw listed on the board. So he stepped inside and
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discovered the first bus was going to India. He hopped on the bus but the bus had a flat tire and had to stop in...
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the middle of nowhere and while they were trying to fix the flat..
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It they remembered they had no spare tire.........
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...so since this bus had one wheel in each front corner and a pair of wheels on each side in the rear, they replaced the front flat with one of the pair of wheels from the rear to make it safely...