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Title: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: florezitta10 on April 23, 2010, 09:33:41 am
A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife told him

"Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for next Saturday ;D
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds
Post by: lancenweman1978 on April 23, 2010, 09:51:43 am
rotflmao

i didn't see that coming



** btw, thanks for the quote in your sig, i was asking the universe why i should keep trying to do good things when it seems to make not even a little difference, but then i read that quote and it reminded me to keep strong and moving forward
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds
Post by: florezitta10 on April 23, 2010, 09:58:36 am
Quote from: lancenweman1978 on April 23, 2010, 09:51:43 am
rotflmao

i didn't see that coming



** btw, thanks for the quote in your sig, i was asking the universe why i should keep trying to do good things when it seems to make not even a little difference, but then i read that quote and it reminded me to keep strong and moving forward



Neither did I lol I thought it was something to do with cars lol...

Good to see you around again  :wave:

Your welcome It makes a really good point and it's something I have had to learn to do my self sometimes I am like I'll just wait till tomorrow I am not gonna get a lot done anyways. But then I realize that if I start today then there wont be that much to do tomorrow :)
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds
Post by: articx on April 23, 2010, 10:04:46 am
Funny.

The man should of had his fist waiting in that package instead of a bathroom scale.  ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds
Post by: jordandog on April 23, 2010, 10:10:44 am
 ;D ;D That is a great joke! I am so glad I looked because I thought it was about cars too. Mine is in the shop as I write this  :angry7: and I really didn't want to hear about some new $500,000 super car - just trying to keep my 14 year old one running from point A to point B.
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds
Post by: florezitta10 on April 23, 2010, 10:16:25 am
Quote from: jordandog on April 23, 2010, 10:10:44 am
;D ;D That is a great joke! I am so glad I looked because I thought it was about cars too. Mine is in the shop as I write this  :angry7: and I really didn't want to hear about some new $500,000 super car - just trying to keep my 14 year old one running from point A to point B.

Omg!! I know what you mean I hate when hubby and my brother get together all they talk about is beer,cars and sound systems lol
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: Wren28 on April 23, 2010, 08:40:21 pm
That was so funny. Thanks, I needed a laugh.
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: home_teachin on April 23, 2010, 10:38:22 pm
I like that one ! Pretty funny.
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: hokti66 on April 23, 2010, 10:58:08 pm
 ;D   good one   ;D
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: jamie8788 on April 24, 2010, 05:17:18 pm
I  thought  it  was  really  talking  about  cars.  LOL  It  was  funny!!!! :D
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: flirrtychic05 on April 24, 2010, 08:33:41 pm
that's hilarious! i'll definitely have to tell my friends that one!
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: jkhanson on April 24, 2010, 08:39:30 pm
You just made my day!  Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Zero to 200 in 2 seconds :) FUNNY
Post by: karenkpc on April 25, 2010, 05:32:17 am
 :notworthy:  yep, that one snuck up on me too--thanks for making my morning  ;D