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Title: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: sigmapi1501 on October 12, 2010, 11:56:28 am: Satan tells you that you may make ONE statement. If it is a lie, he will shoot you, if it is the truth... he will hang you.
You make your statement and he is forced to let you go free.... What was your statement?
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: charmaine56 on December 21, 2010, 08:57:44 pm: Jesus would say Satan get thee behind me. :angel11:
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: Falconer02 on December 21, 2010, 09:59:08 pm: "I am lying."

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Edit: (Spoiler) I wouldn't have to make one because this situation is ficticious. Satan is provably a man-made antagonist and does not exist. Oh snap!

(http://i665.photobucket.com/albums/vv16/izzi6/Star%20Trek%20Gifs/Data-dice.gif)
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: jcribb16 on December 21, 2010, 10:04:31 pm: Quote from: charmaine56 on December 21, 2010, 08:57:44 pm
Jesus would say Satan get thee behind me. :angel11:
Great answer! :)
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: jordandog on December 22, 2010, 05:44:03 am: "You will hang me." is the statement-
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: sdecaro558 on December 26, 2010, 08:57:56 am: Stay silent, of course - then you're not telling the truth or lying, and he can't shoot or hang you. Problem solved - though I'm sure that's not the answer you were looking for.
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: jaymz462 on December 27, 2010, 09:32:11 am: Hahaha, love the gif, Falconer.
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: sigmapi1501 on December 27, 2010, 10:00:34 pm: Quote from: jordandog on December 22, 2010, 05:44:03 am
"You will hang me." is the statement-

Close. You say "I will be shot"
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: carebearmafia on December 28, 2010, 08:19:48 am: You say "Go Sox!"
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: Graeth on December 28, 2010, 12:19:50 pm: That's simple. Ask a question
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Or reply with a nonsequiter.

9 cords.
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: sflynt on December 29, 2010, 11:26:42 am: What would Jesus do?

He'd laugh
Title: Re: What would Jesus Do?
Post by: adstony on December 29, 2010, 01:57:38 pm: tell a true statment for "The truth will set you free" as satan hangs you the rope will snap and you are still alive.