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Title: JOKE........:-)
Post by: criesenbeck on March 02, 2008, 04:51:05 pm

 ;D Gonna Be a Bear

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

Title: Re: JOKE........:-)
Post by: tjones911 on March 02, 2008, 05:25:34 pm

O_O
I didn't get it lol >.>

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Post by: jlb001 on March 02, 2008, 06:13:52 pm

nice joke.

i'm a :cat:

for real and for true.

yeap.

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Post by: Cuppycake on March 03, 2008, 02:50:25 pm

LOL ! I love it ! :D

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Post by: cali2007 on March 03, 2008, 03:32:39 pm

umm.
yeA diDnt gEt iT ::)

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Post by: calistudios on March 03, 2008, 03:50:24 pm

[/size]I got it and I loved it.  My idea of a good next life, too!  YeeHaw![/font][/color] ;D

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Post by: trishmj40 on March 03, 2008, 04:09:36 pm

 :thumbsup:

Bear for me!!!!  Sounds wonderful!