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Title: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: vmi1991 on June 07, 2011, 04:52:14 am

Because the chicken retired.

Ok , lame, but do you expect from the wrapper of Laffy Taffy?

Clean jokes suitable to share with children please. Post one, or more replies.

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: dkanofsky on June 07, 2011, 04:53:51 am

To download a big deuce.

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: dreamyxo on June 07, 2011, 07:13:14 am

Why is six afraid of seven?




Because 7, 8, 9

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: gbabesmom on June 07, 2011, 09:11:02 am

Two sausages were frying in a pan. One sausage said to the other sausage " Hey it's hot in here" The other sausage said " Hey, there's a talking sausage in here!"  ::)

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: jcribb16 on June 07, 2011, 09:16:22 am

 :cat:  Why didn't the rooster cross the road?


Because he was chicken!

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: jcribb16 on June 07, 2011, 09:17:39 am

 :cat:  What happened when the frog parked in the "No Parking" zone?

He was toad away!

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: discardedheart on June 08, 2011, 03:07:34 pm

what has four wheels and flies?




a garbage truck! :P

Title: Re: joke thread. Why did the elephant cross the road?
Post by: ddomek65 on June 08, 2011, 03:45:24 pm

To see what is on the other side but he could, because the bridge broke. ha ha ha