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Title: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: Phx0808 on September 13, 2011, 12:45:35 am

My favorite one-liner is:

To the ugly people of the world, you're welcome. Your Friend, Alcohol. :thumbsup:

What's yours?

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: workin4alivin on September 13, 2011, 04:12:25 pm

i may be fat, but you're ugly, i can always lose weight.

it's a bumper sticker i saw about 20 years ago.  it's not nice, but it did make me laugh.

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: trucktina on September 13, 2011, 08:08:03 pm

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time." So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
-- Steven Wright

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: jwallbank on September 13, 2011, 08:28:50 pm

my favorite one liner

You want the Truth? You cant handle the truth!

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: beckyguhlke on September 13, 2011, 09:03:51 pm

mine is probly not apporpriate :( but thanks for reminding me of it!

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: sgluckadoo on September 13, 2011, 09:07:04 pm

"we raped the horses and road off on the women" from the movie The Three Amigos.

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: Linda67 on September 13, 2011, 10:17:52 pm

This is actually on the license plate holder of a police motorcycle.....smile...I could be behind you.  It made me smile for sure. :wave: :wave:

Title: Re: Best one liner you have ever heard?
Post by: Administrator on September 14, 2011, 02:59:25 am

A man walks into a bar.  He says, "Ouch".