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Title: clean joke
Post by: dguernsey1 on November 27, 2011, 01:33:53 pm

While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did. They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. He came out again and said, "They'll be ready on Wednesday." :thumbsup:

Title: Re: clean joke
Post by: aggie49 on November 27, 2011, 01:39:05 pm

thats cute :wave:

Title: Re: clean joke
Post by: drowland99z on November 27, 2011, 02:00:56 pm

3 men die and go to Heaven. They're stopped at the pearly gates and asked one question. Man #1: How many times did you cheat on your wife? The man answers I have never cheated on my wife. The man is let inside and given the keys to a brand new porsche. Man #2: How many times did you cheat on your wife? I cheated 2 maybe 3 times. He is let inside and given the keys to a an old Chevy Cavalier. Third man walks up and is asked how may times he cheated on his wife. He says man I cheated every chance I got. I'd cheat right now if I could. He is let inside and given the keys to a Ford Pinto. So the 3rd man is driving down the streets of gold happy as a lark when he sees the first man on the side of the road crying? He gets out and asks the man what is wrong. The first man answers and says I was driving down the road and seen my wife go by on a skateboard.

Title: Re: clean joke
Post by: dguernsey1 on November 27, 2011, 03:00:13 pm

 :D that is hilarious..thanxs!

Title: Re: clean joke
Post by: mc1962 on November 27, 2011, 03:48:20 pm

Funny, well at least she wasn't WALKING. lololol :bootyshake:

Title: Re: clean joke
Post by: marz32 on November 27, 2011, 03:57:23 pm

nice joke, talk about personal service, no wonder everyone should back Small Business Saturday instead of Black Friday