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Title: jokes
Post by: bigedshult on May 08, 2012, 11:19:01 pm
do you like jokes? I have read some that are pretty good. It is fun to read jokes sometimes when they make you laugh it makes you feel better. Then you can take the stress of the day better. I like a good joke I don't know how to tell them very good but I enjoy a good one do you know what are some of the jokes? That you have read that are real good that you would like to share here.
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: jbarrows1015 on May 08, 2012, 11:27:11 pm
Here is a joke:

two rednecks are sitting in a dinner when a female customer near them starts to choke on her food. One of the rednecks gets up, walks up to her, bends her over, lifts up her dress, pulls down her undies and licks her butt check. The woman is so shocked that she spits up the food. Standing up and smilling, the redneck walks back to his friend. When he sits down, his friend says, " I didn't know that you knew how to do the 'hind-lick' manuvor."
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: bigedshult on May 08, 2012, 11:30:33 pm
that's a good joke. I enjoyed that I must be part redneck Gazette found it funny to me. Keep the jokes coming they are fun exhalation point
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: dodgers16 on May 08, 2012, 11:32:04 pm
I love jokes!!! These are some great ones!!! I love when I hear some new ones and pass them on!!! Thanks guys!! I had some good laughs!!
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: vp44 on May 09, 2012, 01:16:36 am
now thats a funny joke...very well said hahahaha  lol  :bootyshake:
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: tjung10 on May 09, 2012, 03:34:12 am
I like a good joke!
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: Getinonthis on May 09, 2012, 05:20:07 am
Monkey Business
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but he needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
Title: Re: jokes
Post by: bigedshult on May 14, 2012, 06:50:05 am
that is funny one because last night we saw we bought a zoo!so keep them coming the more fun for all.