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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: cateyes1 on August 14, 2012, 05:54:45 am
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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?'
Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'msmarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!'
Ms.. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and heagreed to take the test.
Principal:
'What is 3 x 3?'
Harry:
'9.'
Principal:
'What is 6 x 6?'
Harry:
'36.'
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, 'I think Harry can go to the 3rdgrade'
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, 'Let me ask him some questions..'
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms... Brooks asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?'
Harry, after a moment: 'Legs.'
Ms Brooks: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: 'Pockets.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a dog do that a man steps into?'
Harry:
'Pants.'
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: 'What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?'
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, 'Bubble gum.'
Ms. Brooks: 'What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and adog does on three legs?'
Harry: 'Shake hands.'
The principal was trembling.
Ms.. Brooks: 'What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat andexcitement?'
Harry:
'Firetruck.'
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher, 'Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong..
GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER :wave:
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THATS CUTE!!!
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That's too cute!
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That was good! My mind was in the gutter. 8)
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I think you and ten other people had their mind in the gutter and so did that principle. It was pretty cool.
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Thats Cute!
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Freak, funk, flunk, that's all I got for now.
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Yeah my mind was there. That is kinda funny
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yep my mind was in the gutter
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harry graduates! smart kid :thumbsup:
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Haha, cute! Thanks for the laugh ;D
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Hey, thanks for the laugh, I needed that! :notworthy: :angel11:
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Freak, no just funning, that's a cute joke, it gave me that needed smile this am, thank you!
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Straight in the gutter
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Cute ;D
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That was a good joke, thanks :)
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I always enjoy a good clean joke, thanks it lightened up my day.
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i think everybody over 10 had their mind in the gutter lol
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When I first looked at post and i was figuring hey I can spell a word that begins with f and end with k. Then I read the post and once it had gotten towards bottom I was like this teacher is on border of being suspended. At the end too funny I surely had my mind in the gutter lmao. The principal part was oh so funny. Harry deserves a wonderful reward lol. :thumbsup:
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I got a nice chuckle.
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lol, that was really cute!!! only word I can think of that Starts with F and ends with K is the word FUNK :wave:
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my mind would have been in the gutters but had seen a joke similar to this on FB
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hahaha! that's pretty funny, gotta be honest my mine was in the gutter lol.
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Lol that's a good one!
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Fink, Frank, Funk, Flunk LOL cute story thank you for sharing it.
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That is pretty funny stuff right there
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wow that was good.I had a lot of those wrong myself and would have answered them that way too.I guess I would have been stuck back in kindergarten or have a permanent seat in the principals office