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Title: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: sgluckadoo on August 31, 2012, 10:52:08 pm
Got any good jokes? What is the cheesiest joke you know?

"two peanuts were walking in the park. one was a-salted."
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: jnjmolly on August 31, 2012, 11:32:45 pm
Thats a cute one!!! Lol....How do you get a kleenex to dance?? You put a little boogy in it!!! lol...they are cheesy but good lol
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: sigmapi1501 on August 31, 2012, 11:34:28 pm
What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?


Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: sgluckadoo on September 01, 2012, 03:47:25 pm
Thats a cute one!!! Lol....How do you get a kleenex to dance?? You put a little boogy in it!!! lol...they are cheesy but good lol

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww lol :wave:
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: sarabtrayior on September 01, 2012, 04:51:47 pm
I don't know any jokes, but I do know if my aunt had *bleep*, she would be by uncle (is that a joke?)
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: vicogden on September 02, 2012, 12:49:18 am
Two men are walking down the street.  The first man says "Look at that dead bird!"... The second man looks up and says "I don't see one?!"  Now THAT's stupid!
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: mardukblood2009 on September 02, 2012, 01:00:03 am
There is a mama tomato, a baby tomato and a papa tomato. The baby tomato started lagging behide as they walked. The papa tomato got mad and stepped on the baby and said " Ketchup." ::) ::)
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: Phx0808 on September 02, 2012, 02:59:40 am
Q. What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A. You're boo-tiful
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: jkhanson on September 02, 2012, 12:18:20 pm
The Sandwich at the Bar:

So a sandwich walks into a bar, right? And the Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: davidf938 on September 02, 2012, 01:24:08 pm
three strings walk into a bar. The first one walks up to the bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string goes back to the table and reports what happened. The second string decides to try with the same result. The third string becomes very upset. His body becomes all twisted and he starts to unravel at the ends. He goes up to the bar and orders 3 beers. The bartender says, "You're a string aren't you?" The customer replies, "No Sir. I'm a frayed knot."
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: lena3018 on September 02, 2012, 02:20:22 pm
Two men are walking down the street.  The first man says "Look at that dead bird!"... The second man looks up and says "I don't see one?!"  Now THAT's stupid!

Lol The sad part is that it took me a minute to get it ???

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Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: dauna on September 02, 2012, 06:35:39 pm
Here's mine:  I hate all that sex on the television.  I mean, I keep falling off.
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: sgluckadoo on September 04, 2012, 06:06:41 pm
A man walks into a bar, "ouch"!
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: debidoo on September 04, 2012, 06:28:00 pm
 ;D Ok I don't mind admitting when I'm stupid - I still don't get the one about the dead bird however some of these jokes were extremely cute and brought a smile to my face and that never hurt anyone.  Especially after the kind of day I had thank you I needed that :-)
Title: Re: Stupid but funny jokes
Post by: falcon9 on September 04, 2012, 06:32:24 pm
;D Ok I don't mind admitting when I'm stupid - I still don't get the one about the dead bird ...

Dead birds rarely fly so looking upwards for one is like looking for evidence from a religious adherent.