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Title: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: trop8cana on April 14, 2009, 04:32:41 pm
 Sometimes we get on here even when we're not at our best.So let's help each other out and share a funny joke or a funny story that could brighten up someones day.

PLEASE KEEP EVERYTHING PG!!!LET'S HAVE A CLEAN SENSE OF HUMOR.

HAVE FUN AND HOPE THAT YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY! :angel12: :wave:
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: ewica on April 14, 2009, 10:38:46 pm
What's big, red, and eats rocks?
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: cloudsoup on April 14, 2009, 11:07:48 pm
three tomatoes were taking a walk:
daddy tomato, mommy tomato, and baby tomato.
baby tomato was walking very slowly, so daddy tomato
turned around, hit baby tomato on top of the head
and yelled, "KETCHUP!”
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: LexSouth on April 15, 2009, 09:55:06 am
What NOT to Say to An Officer

-- I can't reach my  license unless you hold my beer.

-- Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize I was driving.

-- Wow, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me!

-- I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

-- You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

-- You look just like my girlfriend's deadbeat ex-husband.

-- The question is -- do YOU know why you pulled me over?

-- I was trying to keep up with traffic, and it's miles ahead of me.

-- If you have to ask if I've been drinking, I'm not going to tell you, dude.

-- It wasn't my fault -- when I reached down to roll this joint, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged under the brake pedal.

-- That's a sweet 9mm. You want to hold my .44 magnum?

-- If I'd known I was getting a full body cavity search, I would have waxed!

-- I swear to drunk, officer, I'm not God!
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: trop8cana on April 22, 2009, 04:08:25 pm
What Not to say to an officer........lol...........I like that.Good one.
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: tina101tina on April 28, 2009, 09:49:17 pm
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M Factory?




She threw away all the W's...........................LOL :D
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: kingkashue on April 29, 2009, 05:07:49 am
A man comes home from a long day of work & sits down on the couch, turns on the TV & says " Honey could you bring me a beer before it starts.."   his wife brings him a beer, he quickly drinks it and asks again " Could you bring me one more, its gonna start real soon!! "   his wife a little puzzled, but still brings him another beer.  After finishing that one, the man asks again  " Honey could you bring me another beer, its gonna start any minute"  finally his wife gets fed up, " I cook and clean all day long, and you think I'm gonna slave for you while you sit there, You've got another thing coming!" 
The man says " Oh boy.. it started. "
Title: Re: Share a joke with us.We all need a good laugh or giggle sometimes.
Post by: trop8cana on May 01, 2009, 11:32:23 am
Quote from: tina101tina on April 28, 2009, 09:49:17 pm
Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M Factory?




She threw away all the W's...........................LOL :D

 ;Dthat was cute...lol