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Title: I guess the guys would get this one.
Post by: cateyes1 on March 28, 2013, 05:10:10 am

The vicar asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers.  Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium.                             
 






She said, "I wish to express praise for an answered prayer.  Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible motorcycle accident and his *bleep* was completely crushed.  The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him."
 






You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced.
 






"Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain.  We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's *bleep*, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place."
 






Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil.
 






"Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his *bleep* should recover completely."
 






All the men sighed with unified relief.  The vicar rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
 







A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath.  "I just want to tell my wife the word is sternum."
 
 

Title: Re: I guess the guys would get this one.
Post by: black1304 on March 28, 2013, 05:12:17 am

 ;D lol. I'll have to remember this one next time I need a good joke. Thanks for a laugh!

Title: Re: I guess the guys would get this one.
Post by: paints on March 28, 2013, 05:44:01 am

That was great! I wasn't expecting that  :D

Thanks for the laugh  :)

Title: Re: I guess the guys would get this one.
Post by: gaylasue on March 28, 2013, 06:32:30 am

Medical terminology can be tricky....

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Post by: Nancy5 on March 28, 2013, 06:40:12 am

Pretty funny

Title: Re: I guess the guys would get this one.
Post by: sdecaro558 on March 29, 2013, 11:32:24 am

I thought it was something entirely different, haha.  Another good one!

Title: Re: I guess the guys would get this one.
Post by: kqa on March 29, 2013, 01:16:01 pm

I'm not a guy and I didn't get it. I understood it but I think I missed something.