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Title: The Worst Age To Be?
Post by: cateyes1 on May 21, 2013, 04:25:07 am


 

Hope it's not true?

 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.  "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.  I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movements?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.  So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."
Title: Re: The Worst Age To Be?
Post by: msmoneybags48 on May 21, 2013, 04:37:31 am
I am too tickled.  That was too funny.  Thanks, cateyes1. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: kingozzy on May 21, 2013, 06:23:24 am
yea that is pretty funny lol
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Post by: LenoraMinogue on May 22, 2013, 07:16:56 am
This was cute. Thanks for sharing it.
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Post by: amahomes on May 22, 2013, 07:31:15 am
I am not sure this was fun or not, as my grand Daughter would say too much information. Just sayiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.
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Post by: jonhall37 on May 22, 2013, 08:02:58 am
that was a good one!!! im glad i have a ways to go before i hit 60!!! :wave:
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Post by: bowrunner on May 22, 2013, 08:04:04 am
Thank you for making me laugh.  That was funny.
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Post by: catherinedwhite on May 23, 2013, 07:57:53 pm
Well, not sure why but I did smile.  :dontknow:
Title: Re: The Worst Age To Be?
Post by: inertia4 on May 24, 2013, 04:51:45 am
I think right now the worst age to be would be 12. I say that because of what my ex is doing to my son. He is unhappy with her choice of the new man in her life. Her boyfriend hates my son and he hates him also. Things are not going well for him.
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Post by: dmitchn1 on May 25, 2013, 12:38:36 am
Getting old depresses and scares me :-(
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Post by: berthabutt on May 25, 2013, 12:53:43 am
the worst age to be is whatever age I am!
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Post by: webe4angels on May 25, 2013, 02:56:57 am
hahahah....

That is a good one!!!

I will be sharing that with my 89yr old Mother in Law

She will just love that.  It will make her giggle.


 :wave:
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Post by: sliebshner on May 25, 2013, 05:35:38 am
That really gave me a laugh this morning!  Thanks--I needed it!
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Post by: ktheodos on May 25, 2013, 05:38:15 am
Lol....that's a good one, thanks for sharing
And yes, let's hope it's not true....
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Post by: yen1207 on May 25, 2013, 01:06:38 pm
Funny but true, we all will have it someday.
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Post by: bretay on May 25, 2013, 02:16:30 pm
cute...right now i am thinking 51 isnt the best age to be..too many hurts popping up...good ole arthritis
Title: Re: The Worst Age To Be?
Post by: 6265AT99 on May 25, 2013, 05:11:34 pm

 

Hope it's not true?

 

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man.  "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00.  I pee like a racehorse; no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movements?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30.  So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."


Oh, that's pretty funny!!!!
Title: Re: The Worst Age To Be?
Post by: cutiepie9447 on May 25, 2013, 05:14:04 pm
Oh my goodness. Thank you so much for literally putting a smile on my face. Adorable  :bunny: