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Title: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: mc1962 on June 02, 2009, 07:41:23 am

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse." :wave:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: SoontobeLane36 on June 02, 2009, 01:39:08 pm

Quote from: mc1962 on June 02, 2009, 07:41:23 am

"Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep'em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse." :wave:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That's a good one. ;D :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: discardedheart on June 02, 2009, 04:01:38 pm

lol, is she supposed to be blonde?
:P

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: slim28 on June 02, 2009, 05:34:25 pm

i knew that  :BangHead:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: jester2dr on June 03, 2009, 04:57:45 am

I'm confused......  :confused1:

they told all the reasons why a cow wouldn't have horns....  :sad1:

why didn't the horse have horns then????  :dontknow:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: PMZ908 on June 03, 2009, 06:05:10 am

 :angry7:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: SoontobeLane36 on June 03, 2009, 01:21:32 pm

Jester2dr...you're not right man...just not right.  :BangHead: :P

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: jester2dr on June 03, 2009, 02:03:36 pm

Quote from: SoontobeLane36 on June 03, 2009, 01:21:32 pm

Jester2dr...you're not right man...just not right.  :BangHead: :P

of course i'm not......  :BangHead:


I'm half left......  :dontknow:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: SoontobeLane36 on June 03, 2009, 03:46:39 pm

Quote from: jester2dr on June 03, 2009, 02:03:36 pm

Quote from: SoontobeLane36 on June 03, 2009, 01:21:32 pm

Jester2dr...you're not right man...just not right.  :BangHead: :P

of course i'm not......  :BangHead:


I'm half left......  :dontknow:

Oh for goodness sake....you are so silly.  :P :P :bootyshake: ;D

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: mc1962 on June 03, 2009, 06:45:21 pm

IF JESTER WANTS A HORSE WITH HORNS THEN WE WILL JUST HAVE TO GET ONE FOR HIM (LOL) :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: jester2dr on June 04, 2009, 06:37:48 am

Quote from: mc1962 on June 03, 2009, 06:45:21 pm

IF JESTER WANTS A HORSE WITH HORNS THEN WE WILL JUST HAVE TO GET ONE FOR HIM (LOL) :thumbsup:

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Title: Re: Today's Joke 6-2-09
Post by: PMZ908 on June 04, 2009, 08:46:22 am

ha ha