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Title: Hump days chuckle
Post by: cateyes1 on July 24, 2013, 04:30:41 am
*bleep* Therapy

                Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in

horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next

hole.

 

                The ball hit one of the men.

 

                He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell

to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

 

                The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to

apologize.

                "Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I

know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

 

                "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,"

the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still

clasping his hands there at his groin.

 

                At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

                She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side,

loosened his pants and put her hands inside.

 

                She administered tender and artful massage for several long

moments and asked, "How does that feel?"

                "Feels great", he replied, "but I still think my thumb's

broken!"

 

                         :wave:
Title: Re: Hump days chuckle
Post by: Screwedupclick4life337 on July 24, 2013, 04:58:07 am
Lmfao aww that's funny
Title: Re: Hump days chuckle
Post by: lywb2168 on July 24, 2013, 06:24:23 am
Tht is really funny, I tought from your title that you were going to talk about the GEICO commercial with Hump day, but your joke is better than that
Title: Re: Hump days chuckle
Post by: home2013 on July 24, 2013, 06:27:11 am
Hahahahaha   very good way to start the day. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hump days chuckle
Post by: jkhanson on July 24, 2013, 07:36:44 am
LOL... "but I still think my thumb's broken!"

Thanks for the chuckle cateyes1!
Title: Re: Hump days chuckle
Post by: drpybutt on July 24, 2013, 08:42:11 am
That is awesome! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Hump days chuckle
Post by: nannycoe1 on July 24, 2013, 11:54:40 am
That made me laugh. TY ;D