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Discussion Boards => Off-Topic => Topic started by: cateyes1 on April 18, 2014, 05:23:16 am
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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says,
"Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Frank Feldman.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when
you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis.
He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you
should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything.
Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow, some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me,
I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how
to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong;
and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake.
No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his damn widow."
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Oh, that was a good one! Thanks for the laugh. I enjoyed that one.
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Cute :D