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Title: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: cateyes1 on February 27, 2015, 07:09:36 am




















 

















When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Heaven,




God appeared and said,"I want the men to make two lines: One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.


 




I want all the women to report to St. Peter."



 


Soon, the women were gone, and there were two




lines of men.

 

 

The line of the men who were dominated by theirwives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
   
 God said to the long line, "You men should be ashamed




of yourselves; I created you to be the head of your household!




You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
 Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."


 


God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to




be the only one in this line?"


 


The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: Nancy5 on February 27, 2015, 07:36:43 am
That was funny!
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: BlackSheepNY on February 27, 2015, 09:42:15 am
LMAO!  Love it!
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: hemapreethaa on February 27, 2015, 09:56:38 am
I was thinking My wife died soon after we got married... but similar....

No possiblity for couple to live together without listening to each other..
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: debidoo on February 27, 2015, 12:23:34 pm
Very cute and amusing joke and one I have never heard before.  Thanks for the share !
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: arie6 on February 27, 2015, 03:52:44 pm
lmaoo, funnyy
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Post by: Skyisbluetoday on February 27, 2015, 04:11:20 pm
Funny!
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Post by: plennis on February 27, 2015, 06:18:37 pm
Good one.  LOL   I had not heard that one before.
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Post by: champak97 on February 27, 2015, 09:03:25 pm
Funny and I haven't heard this before!
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Post by: ladycasshmere on February 27, 2015, 10:15:08 pm
I like this and I will share it with others
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Post by: minioncookies on February 28, 2015, 09:11:50 am
That's a good one thanks for the laugh! I think i will share this with others as well!
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Post by: clickers on February 28, 2015, 10:00:36 am
Wow, is all I'm gonna say.
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: nickylanena on February 28, 2015, 10:13:56 am
Quote from: clickers on February 28, 2015, 10:00:36 am
Wow, is all I'm gonna say.
Haha! Agreed!
Title: Re: HUSBANDS IN HEAVEN
Post by: patti4me on February 28, 2015, 12:29:02 pm
Had never heard that one!  Thanks for the laugh!!