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Title: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: paints on August 29, 2015, 09:37:25 pm
On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.

Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me ...."

He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along.

"Come here quick," said the boy, "you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!"

The man said, "Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk." When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery.

Standing by the fence they heard, "One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me."

The old man whispered, "Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...?" Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord.

At last they heard, "One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...."

They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him.
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: SherylsShado on August 30, 2015, 08:11:33 am
That made my morning, lol!!  Thanks for sharing!!   :D
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: debidoo on August 30, 2015, 12:58:44 pm
This is really cute.  I enjoyed reading it and it certainly put a smile on my face which I can always use and to be honest very little truly amuses me but this did.  Thanks  ;D
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: BATISTAGIRL663 on August 30, 2015, 01:18:14 pm
CUTE!  thanks so much for sharing !
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: paints on August 30, 2015, 03:48:17 pm
This is really cute.  I enjoyed reading it and it certainly put a smile on my face which I can always use and to be honest very little truly amuses me but this did.  Thanks  ;D

I'm the sameway, but this one made me laugh out loud.
I could justsee that old man hoofing it down the road!  :D
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: catchow on August 30, 2015, 04:20:37 pm
lol! That was pretty cute, thanks for sharing :)
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: hitch0403 on August 30, 2015, 05:19:27 pm
Paints,i guess you mustve been dying to tell that story!!
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: paints on August 30, 2015, 07:24:28 pm
Hitch, somebody had to do it :D
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: Bigpar31 on August 30, 2015, 07:39:43 pm
good story but what happen to the bike?
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: champak97 on August 30, 2015, 09:33:32 pm
That was funny! Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: plennis on August 30, 2015, 10:12:16 pm
I love some humor to start the day!  This was funny, I can just picture the old man...HAHAHAH
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: paints on August 31, 2015, 07:26:40 am
good story but what happen to the bike?

The bike is now being ridden by the kids' grandson, after being passed down from the kids' son, with the admonition, "Stay away from cemeteries and nuts!"   ;D
Title: Re: Cemeteries and Nuts
Post by: mjdoug03 on August 31, 2015, 07:52:35 am
that's pretty good right there.