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Title: Just a laugh
Post by: smadesy on August 20, 2009, 09:33:19 am: I wanted to share this joke. To me it was amusing. Now some may find it funny and others may find it ignorant or immature, however if I could just make a few laugh and smile, it makes it all worth while.

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that every body was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: florezitta10 on August 20, 2009, 09:54:46 am: hahhaa lol... is this a joke or did it happen to you? :o
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: pshah1991 on August 20, 2009, 11:28:00 am: LOL, nice.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: smadesy on August 20, 2009, 11:54:49 am: Quote from: florezitta10 on August 20, 2009, 09:54:46 am
hahhaa lol... is this a joke or did it happen to you? :o

No thank god. It's just a joke. I'm sure its happened to someone though. My worst case was standing in a long line and having to go and thinking I could do it quietly. I did, but the smell gave me away. Advice: Hold it as long as you can until you can get away.i had some pretty sick friends that would do what they call a drive by. They would walk by people in a crowded area and let it rip then walk about 20 feet and watch as people are scrunching thier noses and trying to figure out where it came from.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: florezitta10 on August 20, 2009, 06:30:01 pm: Quote from: smadesy on August 20, 2009, 11:54:49 am
Quote from: florezitta10 on August 20, 2009, 09:54:46 am
hahhaa lol... is this a joke or did it happen to you? :o

No thank god. It's just a joke. I'm sure its happened to someone though. My worst case was standing in a long line and having to go and thinking I could do it quietly. I did, but the smell gave me away. Advice: Hold it as long as you can until you can get away.i had some pretty sick friends that would do what they call a drive by. They would walk by people in a crowded area and let it rip then walk about 20 feet and watch as people are scrunching thier noses and trying to figure out where it came from.

Oh that stinks hahaha!! i can only imagine the looks on their faces. And the laugh ur friends got from seeing their reactions lol
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: gavinvenom on August 20, 2009, 09:39:01 pm: LOL. That's awesome. I gotta remember that one.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: debraleesparks on August 20, 2009, 09:46:03 pm: :wave: :wave: :wave:I heard that joke,, but the guy was on a bus, and people kept stairing at him.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: flex04 on August 20, 2009, 09:47:07 pm: lol :bootyshake:
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: pesbs on November 18, 2009, 12:19:19 pm: That is a very good one. It can actually look like it was true.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: goobiesmom on November 18, 2009, 01:01:35 pm: lol i hope that didn't really actually happen to somebody!!!
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: hjh1974 on November 18, 2009, 01:02:27 pm: You had me laughing. Flatulence is always funny!
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: mc1962 on November 18, 2009, 04:46:39 pm: Whats so funny? I do that all the time LOL (joking)

Thanks for the joke :BangHead: :bootyshake: :BangHead:
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: deekeepinitreal2009 on November 18, 2009, 05:51:57 pm: hehehehe
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: Shutmeup3030150 on November 19, 2009, 05:02:22 pm: LMFAO, wowww, this is hilarious.
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: cakestripe on August 01, 2010, 06:25:06 am: Oh, that has to be terrible!!! :star:
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: devrosekk on August 01, 2010, 12:00:15 pm: yes funny not too immature lol
Title: Re: Just a laugh
Post by: makedoughonline on August 01, 2010, 02:05:10 pm: I read that joke before. It's very funny.