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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
That's him on Aisle 5 - he never knew what hit him...
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Poor guy ! Thanks for sharing -- funny!!!
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HaHaHa! good one!
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Good one, that had me laughing.
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Cute...that brought a smile!
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That is so cute! Thanks for sharing!
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LOL! Good one :)
A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.
"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."
That's him on Aisle 5 - he never knew what hit him...
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Not so funny! Poor guy...money problems? I believe in separate Bank accounts. Then, there are no money problems!
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It had me laughing but it is a lesson to learn.
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:) As a man, I can relate. :)
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I work in a Kroger store and have literally heard conversations like that. In fact one day an older couple visited my counter and the woman was astonished with how many things we offered. She had never been in our store and had lived in the same town for 30 years. It probably took the husband 20 minutes to get her from one end of the counter to the other. All the while she was wanting each and every item....all the while he grew more impatient with her. As they were walking towards the deli I thought the old man was going to turn the cart and head out of the store...instead he grumbled, "this is why I've done the grocery shopping for 30 years." His wife ignored him and ooh'd and ahhh'd over all the deli case for the next 20 minutes. It must have taken them hours to get out of there.
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LOL! Thanks for the laugh :)
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Bahahaha!! That's great! Love this one! :party:
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That is pretty sorry!
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LOL!!!! Great joke, thanks for the giggle :)
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Thanks for the laugh!!
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L.o.l. That's great!
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Oh, that's funny. So is the moral here; leave your spouse home so when you shop, the other won't drop?
Thanks for sharing. That was really cute.
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I take my husband with me shopping. I make out a list of items I want him to get while I get the rest. and I make it where he is having to go all over the store to get them items. While I make a list for me and I never have to back track . But now he is getting used to where every thing is and is catching up to me before I am through. But at least it keeps him out my hair some. Of course when we take my day he goes with the old man to help him and it is really great then. He rarely picks up something other then what I have on the list unless it is something for fishing.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 lol
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I see most of us can relate.
Poor guy... :D
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I feel for the lady...I look at every little thing too.
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It looks like it's time for a divorce.
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That is a good one. I like the picture. I wonder who laid in the floor for that, lol?
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That is a good one. I like the picture. I wonder who laid in the floor for that, lol?
Are you kidding? That's the guy who told his wife she looked better with beer! :D