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Title: Today’s Joke
Post by: Nancy5 on May 01, 2019, 08:13:08 am: Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: oldbuddy on May 01, 2019, 08:50:05 am: Quote from: Nancy5 on May 01, 2019, 08:13:08 am
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”
This sounds like the lady that has whiteout all over her screen.
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: countrygirl12 on May 01, 2019, 11:12:10 am: Quote from: Nancy5 on May 01, 2019, 08:13:08 am
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning.
“windows frozen, won’t open.”

Husband texts back “ Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer.”
Wife texts back 10 minutes later...”Computer really messed up now.”

Well even a real window that was frozen you do not pour warm water on it and tap with a hammer. Husband is an idiot.
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: metsrock69 on May 01, 2019, 12:00:02 pm: I really enjoyed that joke. Once in a while I go to a joke site and read the joke of the day . It is always good to laugh. :)
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: mrsmere on May 02, 2019, 06:10:35 am: I enjoy these clean jokes and it's good to get a laugh in when possible. Thanks for sharing.
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: plennis on May 02, 2019, 06:17:43 am: I enjoyed this one...it is a joke not real life. Thanks for putting it up.
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: debidoo on May 02, 2019, 10:17:44 am: Ok Nancy I cannot tell you how much I appreciated the smile this brought to my face this morning. I didn't sleep well at all had a lot troubling my mind but this really and truly perked me up - very cute joke.
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: Nancy5 on May 03, 2019, 05:44:51 am: Quote from: debidoo on May 02, 2019, 10:17:44 am
Ok Nancy I cannot tell you how much I appreciated the smile this brought to my face this morning. I didn't sleep well at all had a lot troubling my mind but this really and truly perked me up - very cute joke.

So sorry, hope your day is better than your last night.
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: bretay on May 03, 2019, 06:43:29 am: oh my...that would be something i might tell my husband...he knows nothing of computers..lol./.liked thatone..
Title: Re: Today’s Joke
Post by: snuggleycutejc on May 03, 2019, 08:01:35 am: lol like that one :cat: