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Title: Little chuckle
Post by: cateyes1 on July 18, 2020, 09:38:43 am

A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live." Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her Teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as Well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?" God replied: " I didn't recognize you!"

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Post by: tjshorty on July 18, 2020, 09:44:51 am

LOL 

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Post by: judylucas on July 18, 2020, 10:52:39 am

Funny but TRUE

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Post by: gwilson31 on July 18, 2020, 11:18:04 am

Thanks for the chuckle.   ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: oldbuddy on July 18, 2020, 02:25:39 pm

this one gets printed and framed to hang on the wall for when our daughter-in-law comes over.

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Post by: ktheodos on July 18, 2020, 03:02:10 pm

Lol...good one...thanks for sharing...

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Post by: nickylanena on July 19, 2020, 10:13:03 pm

Hahaha! What a twist! That actually made me smile!  ;D

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Post by: stevensm4 on July 20, 2020, 07:20:20 am

And her following response, "But, your supposed to be omniscient so, you should have known it was me!"

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Post by: elvisdo on July 20, 2020, 07:52:49 am

That was classic gold!

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Post by: bretay on July 21, 2020, 10:09:15 am

wow...good one...lol

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Post by: pkrahmer on July 21, 2020, 11:31:21 am

That's cute!
Thanks for sharing! :rainbow: :peace: :wave:

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Post by: catchow on July 21, 2020, 12:44:54 pm

LOL That was cute :)

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Post by: Nancy5 on July 21, 2020, 03:17:17 pm

LOL Very funny

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Post by: lbeery55 on July 22, 2020, 08:36:07 am

Thanks for the chuckle....brightened our librarians day.  Especially those of us who are over 65!

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Post by: nannycoe1 on July 22, 2020, 10:40:10 am

that is a good one, serves her right

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Post by: singletonb on July 22, 2020, 07:12:58 pm

Thanks for the chuckle. Laughter is good medicine.

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Post by: nmbrown863 on July 29, 2020, 04:22:22 pm

Haha. That is funny.

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Post by: Kimdud22 on July 29, 2020, 08:15:53 pm

Haha! Thanks for sharing!

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Post by: tantricia44 on July 31, 2020, 01:06:13 am

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing The street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 33 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the Ambulance?" God replied: " I didn't recognize you!"

[/quote] Ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,............Priceless!!!!!!

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Post by: cateyes1 on July 31, 2020, 06:25:21 am

I'm glad everyone enjoyed this, have a nice day everyone !!

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Post by: janesue on July 31, 2020, 01:19:53 pm

we all need a little funny in our lives. :)