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Title: A Couple of New Jokes
Post by: plennis on August 06, 2021, 12:23:52 pm

It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.

The difference is staggering.


Due to the quarantine...

I’ll only be telling inside jokes.


I’m the best man at my buddy’s second wedding.

Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with, “Welcome back everyone!”?

Title: Re: A Couple of New Jokes
Post by: linderlizzie on August 06, 2021, 03:37:27 pm

I give these jokes high marks, plennis. Good work.  :highfive:

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