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Title: Tell an absurd riddle to me
Post by: Jsnugs on October 07, 2021, 06:49:40 pm

What dance dose the cow do?                                                         The moo-nwalk lol
What do you get if you cross a tortoise with a cooking pot?               A slow cooker   lol
How does the lion like his steak done?                                             Raw-r    lol
What is a cow’s favorite relaxing activity?                                         watching moo-vies   lol

What's your riddle?   

Happy Mad Hatter Day!   

Title: Re: Tell an absurd riddle to me
Post by: ktheodos on October 08, 2021, 02:58:21 am

Ha ha...good ones, thanks for sharing

Title: Re: Tell an absurd riddle to me
Post by: plennis on October 29, 2021, 12:09:24 pm

What room do ghosts avoid?    The Living Room.

Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?  He was allergic to nuts.

Title: Re: Tell an absurd riddle to me
Post by: linderlizzie on October 29, 2021, 05:08:51 pm

Q: Why don't monsters eat clowns?

A: Because they taste funny.  ;)

Classic!

Title: Re: Tell an absurd riddle to me
Post by: dreamyxo on October 29, 2021, 11:55:46 pm

 What has to be broken before you can use it?


An egg