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Title: The condom !!
Post by: cateyes1 on December 18, 2017, 05:50:40 am

Two elderly women, Mary and Susan, were sitting outside their nursing home, enjoying some coffee and having a smoke. They were having a great time talking and enjoying the sun, when suddenly, it started to rain.
A few seconds later, it was absolutely pouring down, but one of the ladies calmly opened her purse and started rummaging through it. Mary slowly pulled a condom out of the purse, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking without a care in the world.
Susan looked at her in surprise and asked, “Whats that?”
Mary replied, “A condom, of course. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.”
Susan exclaimed, “That’s ingenious! But where did you get the condom?”
Mary replied, “Oh, you can get them in any drugstore these days.”
The next day, Susan hobbled herself to the local drugstore, parked her walker by the entrance and went in. She started looking around for a bit, but didn’t find what she was looking for. She walked up to the cashier and announced to him that she wanted a 12-pack of condoms.
The young cashier seemed quite surprised at hearing this coming from an 81 year old lady.
A bit embarrassed, he stuttered, “A-alright ma’am. Which brand of condoms do you prefer?”
Susan shrugged and replied, “Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.”
The pharmacist fainted.

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Post by: oldbuddy on December 18, 2017, 07:07:51 am

Sounds like she should have said if it fits a Lucky Strike.

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Post by: cateyes1 on December 18, 2017, 07:20:40 am

Quote from: oldbuddy on December 18, 2017, 07:07:51 am

Sounds like she should have said if it fits a Lucky Strike.

LOL at her age that is so true haha

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Post by: jkhanson on December 18, 2017, 09:08:28 am

oh my goodness!  You do find the funniest jokes.

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Post by: sbenkoski on December 18, 2017, 09:13:16 am

I'll have to copy that to a e-mail to a friend!!  thanks for the laugh

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Post by: sbenkoski on December 18, 2017, 09:15:54 am

Wow check it out we tally almost 10 thousand in  Earnings !! 

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Post by: teresa3200 on December 18, 2017, 01:16:31 pm

LOL! Thanks for the giggles!

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Post by: camellia0 on December 26, 2017, 03:18:48 am

Too funny!

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Post by: LaTashaS28 on December 27, 2017, 08:13:16 pm

Lol oh that was too funny!

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Post by: Sendmicheck on December 27, 2017, 08:43:17 pm

Funny indeed.  Thank you for the laugh.

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Post by: tnshpalmer85 on December 28, 2017, 12:58:48 pm

Thanks for the joke.

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Post by: elvisdo on December 28, 2017, 01:06:32 pm

Wow, I wasn't expecting that at all. Good one!

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Post by: Ittai on December 28, 2017, 03:00:04 pm

lol
that is funny!

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Post by: pstovall on December 28, 2017, 04:18:16 pm

Cute!  But I must say, that was the LAST type of post I was anticipating when I clicked on this discussion board. Enjoyed the surprise!

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Post by: davissy on December 28, 2017, 05:54:32 pm

lol, nice one.  Almost didn't click on the post because of the title but was curious why there's "!!" in the title.

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Post by: nmbrown863 on December 28, 2017, 09:43:52 pm

Ha Ha thats funny!